Biggest soft cock U ever saw?
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Last few years in high school (when I was *totally* into chics), this tall, lanky, menthol-smoking, pitted face, dude got the hots for me real bad. Like he would drive 20 miles to my house. Once I stayed over and guess what? Only 1 bed, duh! There was another dude, who I actually liked, who slept in the front room on the floor (which is where I should have been when he started talking about how big and huge it was!). Anyway, I hate floors so I chose the bed. Well, this dude walked out of the bathroom with his 12 inch soft cock and :eek22:
The damn thing scared the shit out of me. I had no idea why he was walking around like that *or* getting in to bed with me with that thing. This dude literally stalked me through college and I had ample opportunity to see it again. I did not measure it hard but it stuck straight out (not up like mine).
A couple of years after college I saw a guy with one not quite as long but wide enough to choke a horse and then a few years after that saw another dude with about a foot long straight out hard on.
The best though was a dude who worked in the mail room. His daddy was, well, my age, and was an exec where we worked. He is another case of someone I brought out of the closet. One day, he just decided he wanted me to fuck him, legs in the air and all. This was a tall, big (not weight- wise) boy with a fantastic smile that would melt anyone's heart. Well, I am trying to pump away through that fantastically big ass of his and his 14" long dong is flapping against his abs. Totally hot but the mechanics were totally wrong and I did not have enough experience to know what to do. I think it would have taken at least a foot long dog to stuff that bun completely. I remember getting off in his crack but I am not so sure I got him off. Next time I saw him, like others I have brought out, he was *screaming* out. Still, one of the nicest guys I ever knew. His brother, who was his twin was str8 but I often wonder what happened to my 1 time lover.
The damn thing scared the shit out of me. I had no idea why he was walking around like that *or* getting in to bed with me with that thing. This dude literally stalked me through college and I had ample opportunity to see it again. I did not measure it hard but it stuck straight out (not up like mine).
A couple of years after college I saw a guy with one not quite as long but wide enough to choke a horse and then a few years after that saw another dude with about a foot long straight out hard on.
The best though was a dude who worked in the mail room. His daddy was, well, my age, and was an exec where we worked. He is another case of someone I brought out of the closet. One day, he just decided he wanted me to fuck him, legs in the air and all. This was a tall, big (not weight- wise) boy with a fantastic smile that would melt anyone's heart. Well, I am trying to pump away through that fantastically big ass of his and his 14" long dong is flapping against his abs. Totally hot but the mechanics were totally wrong and I did not have enough experience to know what to do. I think it would have taken at least a foot long dog to stuff that bun completely. I remember getting off in his crack but I am not so sure I got him off. Next time I saw him, like others I have brought out, he was *screaming* out. Still, one of the nicest guys I ever knew. His brother, who was his twin was str8 but I often wonder what happened to my 1 time lover.
I've posted before about my team mate "Battleship Dick"
"Biggest I ever saw was 9-10" soft in the shower after practice. He is 6'1" and 160#. 0 body fat, all muscle. Later seen him fucking at parties. At one he got measured by one of the girls and he was 14" long and 3" wide when hard, she only had a ruler no tape. "
The BIGGEST SOFT DICK(S) that I've ever seen NOBODY here would even BELIEVE!
The first on was when I had a class with this guy (I knew his brother - also well-hung), but this guy was RI-DICK-U-LOUS! He would walk around school ALL DAY with his DICK hanging down his LEG almost to his knee (I BULLSHIT YOU NOT)! I befriended him in class and we sat next to each other! One day we're supposed to be working on an assignment when he caught me staring at it! He asks me why I keep looking (I tried to deny it)...THEN he asks me if I want to TOUCH it! He GIVES ME PERMISSION to TOUCH HIS DICK in the CLASSROOM! I told him that SOMEbody might CATCH us! We were in the back of the room and the desks/chairs were counter height! Then I said somebody might walk by the window and see us! He looked back and said there was nobody OUT there! He wasn't even HARD (but I sure was)!
Later, he said he was gonna' take me to his house so him and his brother could take turns with me, but it never happened! His brother, though, DID try to get me when our graduating class went out of town! He was tasteless enough to ask me to go into his room with him when a bunch of us were in my room watching TV...and his room was next to mine with a connecting door!
The NEXT time was when I had a weightlifting class in college! there was this other black guy whom I used to size up and say he had no dick for his body type. BOY was MY DICKDAR off kilter! I saw him in the locker room with a towel on, and when HE stood up to take the TOWEL off, I REALLY THOUGHT that HE was LONG DONG SILVER! HIS DICK went ALL THE WAY down to his KNEE CAP...and IT was COMPLETELY SOFT! The REASON for me not seeing it BEFORE was that he put on the SKIMPIEST pair of DRAWERS I'd EVER seen and BALLED THAT PIPE up in 'em! NEEDless to say, he KNEW that I was EYEING him and started changing in another part of the locker room!
The first on was when I had a class with this guy (I knew his brother - also well-hung), but this guy was RI-DICK-U-LOUS! He would walk around school ALL DAY with his DICK hanging down his LEG almost to his knee (I BULLSHIT YOU NOT)! I befriended him in class and we sat next to each other! One day we're supposed to be working on an assignment when he caught me staring at it! He asks me why I keep looking (I tried to deny it)...THEN he asks me if I want to TOUCH it! He GIVES ME PERMISSION to TOUCH HIS DICK in the CLASSROOM! I told him that SOMEbody might CATCH us! We were in the back of the room and the desks/chairs were counter height! Then I said somebody might walk by the window and see us! He looked back and said there was nobody OUT there! He wasn't even HARD (but I sure was)!
Later, he said he was gonna' take me to his house so him and his brother could take turns with me, but it never happened! His brother, though, DID try to get me when our graduating class went out of town! He was tasteless enough to ask me to go into his room with him when a bunch of us were in my room watching TV...and his room was next to mine with a connecting door!
The NEXT time was when I had a weightlifting class in college! there was this other black guy whom I used to size up and say he had no dick for his body type. BOY was MY DICKDAR off kilter! I saw him in the locker room with a towel on, and when HE stood up to take the TOWEL off, I REALLY THOUGHT that HE was LONG DONG SILVER! HIS DICK went ALL THE WAY down to his KNEE CAP...and IT was COMPLETELY SOFT! The REASON for me not seeing it BEFORE was that he put on the SKIMPIEST pair of DRAWERS I'd EVER seen and BALLED THAT PIPE up in 'em! NEEDless to say, he KNEW that I was EYEING him and started changing in another part of the locker room!
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Current gym I go to. Tall black gentleman completely at ease in the mens room strolling, like most others, completely nude to showers and back. I am pretty god at guessing dimensions of things in this size range due to jobs I've had before. He was at least 8 x 6 and as soft as could be.
I seen three ten inchers (soft) in my life, well kinda. I had a professor in college who use to love wearing slacks with no underwear. He was about 65 years old. But when he stood at the front of the classroom the lighting was perfect. I could see his dickhead and length. I couldn't believe it. I think he did it on purpose. And then one time when I was working (can't tell what I use to do for a living) we looked at cocks all day everyday, and this white guy had a cock so big I couldn't take my eyes off of it, easily ten. And then I got fucked by a guy with ten soft, unfortunately he was also ten semi hard (that was the best he could do)....almost like trying to shoot pool with a wet noodle. Felt okay I guess..
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Like most of us, I've seen some rather large hard dicks, but most were not unusual when soft. There were two memorable flaccid dicks.
The first was on a skinny old white man that used to run naked through the bushes in a local cruising ground. Never saw him mess around and he kept a distance from everyone, but proudly showed off what seemed to be 10+ rope-like inches.
The other was an OLD frail black man standing next to me at a trough urinal at a truck stop. The man was about 5'7" stooped over. He pulled out his balls and a fat, fleshy totally flaccid uncut dick from his jumpsuit and let it hang while he took a very long, slow piss. It was thick, with large veins and at least 10 to 11". He had very large hands and when he grabbed it to shake it off there would have been enough for another hand and a half. He seemed not to notice or care that I was staring.
The first was on a skinny old white man that used to run naked through the bushes in a local cruising ground. Never saw him mess around and he kept a distance from everyone, but proudly showed off what seemed to be 10+ rope-like inches.
The other was an OLD frail black man standing next to me at a trough urinal at a truck stop. The man was about 5'7" stooped over. He pulled out his balls and a fat, fleshy totally flaccid uncut dick from his jumpsuit and let it hang while he took a very long, slow piss. It was thick, with large veins and at least 10 to 11". He had very large hands and when he grabbed it to shake it off there would have been enough for another hand and a half. He seemed not to notice or care that I was staring.
I answered this question when it was on another thread. I lot of the guys I've had some sort of sex with were much larger hard than soft, sometimes unbelievably so, going from say, 3" to 8-9"! As for the biggest ones soft, I think the two biggest were one skinny young Swedish guy about 25 years ago in grad school, who I would see fairly frequently in the showers (and I could pretty much stare at it without him really knowing, as his eyesight was bad and he showered without his glasses on): about 8" soft. Then, about a year ago, I saw someone (young black guy) I knew in the showers at the local Y; he'd been rumored to have a big cock. He was using both hands to wash his cock and my estimate was that it also was about 8" soft.
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i remember Dick Masters aka Kelly Doyle Trammell. Seems to me he had a BA in Accounting from U of Texas and went into escorting after accounting was not suited for him. He was from the Dallas area and moved to West Hollywood in the mid 80's. Did a number of gay porn flicks and then was hit with spinal cancer which took his life in April or May of 1990.
I knew his cock as 'quite heavy' when he would slap your face, the fuckin cock would leave black and blue marks on the outside of the cheek the following day...or two..a difficult cock to deep throat, but those who did this for him..he was one happy camper..
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For the most part yes. Why is there a problem with that?
Don't be hattin gurl, dont be hattin... It aint cute LOL.. The End.....
