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Reading these posts reminded me of a guy at school
Its difficult to remember how old I was. All I know is it was at the time pubic hair begins to grow, so probably early teens.
We used to play rugby at school and the showers were communal, and had to shower together at the end of every game, twice a week.
I was never aware of my size at school, but I remember there was this one guy who had developed before anyone else.
He was very shy and I have a feeling he might even have worn shorts when he showered.
However I remember a day when a few guys were teasing him. If I remember correctly, it was more about his pubic hair than his equipment. He was a real dork, not good looking, and always being teased.
On this particular day a few guys pulled away his towel and he was left standing there bollock naked. You have to remember looking back he was very young, but thinking about it his uncut cock must have hung at about 8" limp, with these low hanging balls. He had no hair on his body, except for a massive bush of dark hair around his genitals.
Looking back I now realize he is likely to be sporting a dong that wouldn't look out of place at the higher end of this market. Wish I knew him now.
 

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Originally posted by lad69+Nov 10 2004, 05:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lad69 &#064; Nov 10 2004, 05:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-black10inches@Nov 9 2004, 12:11 AM
Yo mine for sure so far.  :p
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ive got a 9.75 inch soft dick and im 20 and i am 15 inch hard
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Do you have pics to back that size up? I&#39;d like to see...
 

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Surprisingly, when I was involved in JV baskettball, one time a player from another school came into the lockerroom urinals when I was there, and I thoiught he had some dimensions when he he used the urinal next to me, but damn, I was amazed&#33; He wasn&#39;t necessarily bigger than me, but fuck if he didn&#39;t come close.
 
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cyberboy101: I am a big skinny kid and I have a Huge dick&#33; It bothers me to get nude with either guys or chicks. I&#39;m embarassed at the size of the thing. It hangs down my leg a flops around all the time. I was nude with some of my friends once and they gawked and gawked at it and wanted be to get it hard so they could see how big it really was. I did and they freaked out&#33; It was fun though cause they jerked me off about 4 times and I shot my load all over them...Ha Ha&#33;
 

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Originally posted by swimguy_14+Jan 27 2005, 09:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(swimguy_14 &#064; Jan 27 2005, 09:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cyberboy101@Jan 27 2005, 05:21 PM
I am a big skinny kid and I have a Huge dick&#33; It bothers me to get nude with either guys or chicks. I&#39;m embarassed at the size of the thing. It hangs down my leg a flops around all the time. I was nude with some of my friends once and they gawked and gawked at it and wanted be to get it hard so they could see how big it really was. I did and they freaked out&#33; It was fun though cause they jerked me off about 4 times and I shot my load all over them...Ha Ha&#33;
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bs. damn gays and their fantasys
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Why do I have a feeling that this could possibly be Leo, etc., in disguise yet once again? :huh:
 

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Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Jan 27 2005, 10:32 PM
]Why do I have a feeling that this could possibly be Leo, etc., in disguise yet once again?  :huh:
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Nah, Kyle. Swimguy_14 is a little twerp who just likes to post asinine replies from time to time. He was a member here long before Leo-Snackdud-Doc Savage-Conan ever reared his ugly head. At one time, swimguy_14 had a signature accompanying his posts; apparently the only interesting thing he could think of to say is "I&#39;m totally not gay". (Check his &#39;Interests&#39; in his profile&#33; :rolleyes: )More than one member here has him on &#39;ignore&#39;.
 

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I&#39;ve posted about Kenny before.
Kenny was one of those skinny kids who developed long before the rest of us in about 7th grade.
His dick was around 7 inches when it was soft, and we used to actually gather around in the lockerroom while he would haul it out and everyone would ooooo and aaaaaah.
Then we&#39;d look down at our own dicks and cry.
:p
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jan 27 2005, 10:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jan 27 2005, 10:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Jan 27 2005, 10:32 PM
]Why do I have a feeling that this could possibly be Leo, etc., in disguise yet once again?  :huh:
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Nah, Kyle. Swimguy_14 is a little twerp who just likes to post asinine replies from time to time. He was a member here long before Leo-Snackdud-Doc Savage-Conan ever reared his ugly head. At one time, swimguy_14 had a signature accompanying his posts; apparently the only interesting thing he could think of to say is "I&#39;m totally not gay". (Check his &#39;Interests&#39; in his profile&#33; :rolleyes: )More than one member here has him on &#39;ignore&#39;.
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Gotcha. Thanks babe&#33; :wub:
 

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Originally posted by swimguy_14@Jan 29 2005, 02:17 AM
well, hate to break it to ya guys, but most people arent gay, and the stories about having a tryst with the entire football team and them worshipping yur penis arent true. sounds like people trying to make up for being harrassed in school for being gay
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What thread are you reading? There ain&#39;t a damn thing about getting it on with the football team, or about anybody worshipping anybody&#39;s dick. Your problem -- or maybe one among many -- is your extreme homophobia. I mean, c&#39;mon: You put "NOT gay" as your interests in your profile. WTF is that about? There&#39;s lots of different kinds of people in this world, and you&#39;re going to be missing out on a lot if you walk your narrow ass through life with blinders on. Look at the coolest guys on this site. Some are gay or bi. Some are straight, but gotten it on with a dude one or twice (that would include me). Some are straight, but have admitted curiosity that they would like to explore some day. And some are straight with no intention of ever having sex with a man, but are still very accepting of the gay men here. And then there are our ladies. You&#39;ll never hear a word of condemnation against our gay members. Well okay, there was one who used to make negative comments, but she&#39;s long gone. Well, hate to break it to ya, dude, but even though you&#39;re right that most people aren&#39;t gay, most people aren&#39;t as homophobic as you nowadays. Sure, there are some slow-witted yahoos around who still think homo=deviant, but that class, of which you are apparently a member, is dwindling, and not so slowly. As for fantasies, we all have them, sexual or otherwise. I have a fantasy that Catherine Zeta-Jones falls for me and leaves Michael Douglas, but I know the reality is that I&#39;m some dumbass redneck teenager that she doesn&#39;t know exists. That&#39;s what fantasies are: dreams that will never come to pass. Show me someone without a fantasy and I&#39;ll be looking at one scary person. Open your eyes, dude. Take time to find out about the world around you instead of picking your nose and flicking your boogers at those who are different. You might find that there are gay people that you find interesting. However, don&#39;t assume that they&#39;ll view you the same way. You still need a lot of work.
 

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I couldn&#39;t have said it better myself.

The thing about swimguy, like all homophobes, to quote Shakespeare, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
 

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Originally posted by PonyPete+Jan 30 2005, 03:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PonyPete &#064; Jan 30 2005, 03:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-swimguy_14@Jan 29 2005, 02:17 AM
well, hate to break it to ya guys, but most people arent gay, and the stories about having a tryst with the entire football team and them worshipping yur penis arent true. sounds like people trying to make up for being harrassed in school for being gay
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What thread are you reading? There ain&#39;t a damn thing about getting it on with the football team, or about anybody worshipping anybody&#39;s dick. Your problem -- or maybe one among many -- is your extreme homophobia. I mean, c&#39;mon: You put "NOT gay" as your interests in your profile. WTF is that about? There&#39;s lots of different kinds of people in this world, and you&#39;re going to be missing out on a lot if you walk your narrow ass through life with blinders on. Look at the coolest guys on this site. Some are gay or bi. Some are straight, but gotten it on with a dude one or twice (that would include me). Some are straight, but have admitted curiosity that they would like to explore some day. And some are straight with no intention of ever having sex with a man, but are still very accepting of the gay men here. And then there are our ladies. You&#39;ll never hear a word of condemnation against our gay members. Well okay, there was one who used to make negative comments, but she&#39;s long gone. Well, hate to break it to ya, dude, but even though you&#39;re right that most people aren&#39;t gay, most people aren&#39;t as homophobic as you nowadays. Sure, there are some slow-witted yahoos around who still think homo=deviant, but that class, of which you are apparently a member, is dwindling, and not so slowly. As for fantasies, we all have them, sexual or otherwise. I have a fantasy that Catherine Zeta-Jones falls for me and leaves Michael Douglas, but I know the reality is that I&#39;m some dumbass redneck teenager that she doesn&#39;t know exists. That&#39;s what fantasies are: dreams that will never come to pass. Show me someone without a fantasy and I&#39;ll be looking at one scary person. Open your eyes, dude. Take time to find out about the world around you instead of picking your nose and flicking your boogers at those who are different. You might find that there are gay people that you find interesting. However, don&#39;t assume that they&#39;ll view you the same way. You still need a lot of work.
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Pete, are you sure that you&#39;re a teenager??? DMW must be awfully proud to have you as a student. Are there many others like you in your small town?? If there are, it must be a very enlightening place to live. Dude you are wise way beyond your years. Maybe by the time your generation is in control this ole earth might be a better place to live.
 

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Originally posted by Pappy@Jan 31 2005, 03:49 AM
DMW must be awfully proud to have you as a student.

Yes, I am.

Are there many others like you in your small town??

Pete is a rare teen. Jena is not as &#39;enlightened&#39; as I could hope for, but it is less close-minded than I had thought when I moved here. Students like Pete give us a little more hope for the next generation.
 

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Originally posted by PonyPete+Jan 30 2005, 08:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PonyPete &#064; Jan 30 2005, 08:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-swimguy_14@Jan 29 2005, 02:17 AM
well, hate to break it to ya guys, but most people arent gay, and the stories about having a tryst with the entire football team and them worshipping yur penis arent true. sounds like people trying to make up for being harrassed in school for being gay
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What thread are you reading? There ain&#39;t a damn thing about getting it on with the football team, or about anybody worshipping anybody&#39;s dick. Your problem -- or maybe one among many -- is your extreme homophobia. I mean, c&#39;mon: You put "NOT gay" as your interests in your profile. WTF is that about? There&#39;s lots of different kinds of people in this world, and you&#39;re going to be missing out on a lot if you walk your narrow ass through life with blinders on. Look at the coolest guys on this site. Some are gay or bi. Some are straight, but gotten it on with a dude one or twice (that would include me). Some are straight, but have admitted curiosity that they would like to explore some day. And some are straight with no intention of ever having sex with a man, but are still very accepting of the gay men here. And then there are our ladies. You&#39;ll never hear a word of condemnation against our gay members. Well okay, there was one who used to make negative comments, but she&#39;s long gone. Well, hate to break it to ya, dude, but even though you&#39;re right that most people aren&#39;t gay, most people aren&#39;t as homophobic as you nowadays. Sure, there are some slow-witted yahoos around who still think homo=deviant, but that class, of which you are apparently a member, is dwindling, and not so slowly. As for fantasies, we all have them, sexual or otherwise. I have a fantasy that Catherine Zeta-Jones falls for me and leaves Michael Douglas, but I know the reality is that I&#39;m some dumbass redneck teenager that she doesn&#39;t know exists. That&#39;s what fantasies are: dreams that will never come to pass. Show me someone without a fantasy and I&#39;ll be looking at one scary person. Open your eyes, dude. Take time to find out about the world around you instead of picking your nose and flicking your boogers at those who are different. You might find that there are gay people that you find interesting. However, don&#39;t assume that they&#39;ll view you the same way. You still need a lot of work.
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Well spoken&#33; It&#39;s always refreshing for someone like you (white, straight male from small town) to be so open minded and accepting. That made me smile from ear to ear and oddly enough made me proud of you even though I don&#39;t know you. I would have to say that you are an exceptional guy.

Best regards ~ Kyle
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jan 31 2005, 05:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jan 31 2005, 05:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pappy@Jan 31 2005, 03:49 AM
DMW must be awfully proud to have you as a student.

Yes, I am.
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Well that explains then&#33; I imagine that you change a lot of peoples lives Jacinto. I bet that you are a phenomenal and inspiring teacher. The world needs more like you.

xoxo
 

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Originally posted by jonb@Jan 30 2005, 03:47 PM
I couldn&#39;t have said it better myself.

The thing about swimguy, like all homophobes, to quote Shakespeare, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
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There is some research that conludes that many homophobes are actually gay people inside. One they are trying to fool themselves or two, they are trying to fool the world.

My opinion is they are fooling no one. Anytime I come across an extreme homophobe, I assume that he/she is bi or gay underneath that homophobic garb they are wearing.
 

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Originally posted by Freddie53@Jan 31 2005, 03:22 PM
There is some research that conludes that many homophobes are actually gay people inside. One they are trying to fool themselves or two, they are trying to fool the world.

My opinion is they are fooling no one. Anytime I come across an extreme homophobe, I assume that he/she is bi or gay underneath that homophobic garb they are wearing.
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That&#39;s what I said. Hamlet. Basically, the queen in Hamlet&#39;s play was going on about how she wouldn&#39;t remarry, while Queen Gertrude remarried less than a month after her husband&#39;s death. So, upon hearing this, Gertrude said "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." The irony being that Gertrude&#39;s protestation of the queen&#39;s protestation reminded everyone that she remarried after less than a month, implying that she had been seeing Claudius before Old Hamlet&#39;s death.

So therefore, Gertrude herself doth protest too much.