Donkdick: Genifer Flowers expressed "concern" over Slick Willies "needs to be slicked up willie." According to her the ex-prez is the king of girth.
There certainly has been a flurry lately of interests in "celebrity sizes" in the forum, and I'm not so sure exactly what to make of all of it! It may be neither here nor there, but personally I somehow am getting concerned! While we've had a few "tidbits" of such curiosity during our history here, it's a bit disturbing to see so much of it all at once, somehow. But, I won't go any further, --enough said.
Of all the celebs mentioned here this week, I feel comfortable in commenting only about one of them and that is Mr. Clinton. Far be it from me that I know first hand about his "details"
but I do recall all the press back during the Lewenski episode and the news coverage of the full account--I was amazed (back then) as to the details which were divulged. I distinctly recall one newspaper article that recounted full-blown (forgive the pun! ) medical exams and other evidence considered. I was stunned to read in a newspaper story about such a personal matter and about our President! at that. It said: "Mr. Clinton was of average size (5.5 to 6 inches one would presume! and suffered from a distinctive bend in his penis." From that disclosure then came numerous jokes and folly on American TV (late night shows--Leno/Letterman), and finally a flurry of additional interest in the subject of Peyronies Syndrome. Numerous medical experts followed through for several days on national talk shows who offered helpful advice for men who might be concerned about themselves. I'm not sure whether Mr. Clinton actually has been diagnosed with Peyronies, but the revelation of his "bend" prompted considerable nationwide interest and discussion which may have proven beneficial for some men out there--who knows?
Aside from this one account of a celebrity's "size" as such, I think everything else one would read (or speculate about) amounts to pure folly. Rarily would anyone know for sure aside from a display of public nudity itself or some other sure tell-tale evidence of "the true facts" which can't then be further disputed. Handed-down gossip, whimsical thinking, and tattle-taling never has amounted to all that much in a final (believeable! accounting--particularly on one's penis size! --It's more reasonable to believe fishing stories about the "big one that got away".
In all due respect to others here, I humbly submit that except for an occasional, light-hearted moment of perhaps a fantasy-type notion about a celebrity, we might want to allow the forum to instead pursue more meaningful matters. And, we certainly have them or, can easily find them!
Of all the celebs mentioned here this week, I feel comfortable in commenting only about one of them and that is Mr. Clinton. Far be it from me that I know first hand about his "details"
but I do recall all the press back during the Lewenski episode and the news coverage of the full account--I was amazed (back then) as to the details which were divulged. I distinctly recall one newspaper article that recounted full-blown (forgive the pun! ) medical exams and other evidence considered. I was stunned to read in a newspaper story about such a personal matter and about our President! at that. It said: "Mr. Clinton was of average size (5.5 to 6 inches one would presume! and suffered from a distinctive bend in his penis." From that disclosure then came numerous jokes and folly on American TV (late night shows--Leno/Letterman), and finally a flurry of additional interest in the subject of Peyronies Syndrome. Numerous medical experts followed through for several days on national talk shows who offered helpful advice for men who might be concerned about themselves. I'm not sure whether Mr. Clinton actually has been diagnosed with Peyronies, but the revelation of his "bend" prompted considerable nationwide interest and discussion which may have proven beneficial for some men out there--who knows?Aside from this one account of a celebrity's "size" as such, I think everything else one would read (or speculate about) amounts to pure folly. Rarily would anyone know for sure aside from a display of public nudity itself or some other sure tell-tale evidence of "the true facts" which can't then be further disputed. Handed-down gossip, whimsical thinking, and tattle-taling never has amounted to all that much in a final (believeable!
accounting--particularly on one's penis size! --It's more reasonable to believe fishing stories about the "big one that got away".In all due respect to others here, I humbly submit that except for an occasional, light-hearted moment of perhaps a fantasy-type notion about a celebrity, we might want to allow the forum to instead pursue more meaningful matters. And, we certainly have them or, can easily find them!
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Interestingly enough, Monica gave an interview to a London newspaper about Bubba, and flattering it wasn't!
BRMSTN69: being the most powerful man in the world is a hard title to live up to when you drop trou.....
- reir,
In the legal blather regarding the Paula Jones case that was printed in a special insert in our local newspaper, they reported Clinton's penis being around 5 - 6 inches and approximately the width of a quarter.
It's probably the only time he'll have a reasonable comparison with Washington.
It's probably the only time he'll have a reasonable comparison with Washington.
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It's no damn wonder Monica is slamming Bubba over the way he slammed her in regards to his new book. In all truthfulness, and even tho she did fuck up her life by doing Bubba, You have to wonder what would possess him just to be so arrogant about everything.
- jonb,
Actually, just like comparisons to Hitler, favorable comparisons to Washington are pretty common. The New York Times even compared Mussolini to Washington back in the 20s. In the case of Clinton, I can't see why Jesse Helms threatened to assassinate him; Clinton really didn't have any ideology, IMO, though he did finally balance the budget, which is more than I can say for Bush.
Width of a quarter? ::measures quarter:: That's three inches. So I guess it isn't "favorable" after all.
VladtheImpaler: I don't know about the Oval Office, but has long been alleged that President Warren G. Harding used to make love to his young mistress in the White House closet. Harding also supposedly used the Secret Service to sneak girls in and out of the White House, avoiding the notice of reporters and Mrs. Harding (who was a 1920's version of Hillary in her ambitiousness, pushing Harding into being president). And JFK reportedly had group sex at night in the White House pool with two White House employees known to history only as "Fiddle" and "Faddle". So without a doubt, Clinton was following a well-worn path as far as presidential sexual behavior is concerned.
Extra-marital dallying has been around since the beginning of the presidency. Has everyone forgotten about George Washington catching pneumonia sneaking away from Lady Fairfax's boudoir in the pouring rain?
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Which makes it alright now, because we shouldn't have evolved and become better people.
But if you want a raunchy founding father, read some of Ben Franklin's works, especially on the advantages of choosing an older woman as a mistress. Its hilarious, but not really the kind of thing you want your English teacher reading to you.
- jonb,
Whether or not that's true, presidents certainly shouldn't be lying about WMDs. Oh, wait, I forgot: For corporate media, the noise-to-signal ratio should be ideally zero.
Oh, and Whopper? I can name one president who didn't cheat on his wife during his term in office. James Buchanan.
Well, DUH, Jon!
The fact that Buchanan never married led to speculation about his sexuality. His detractors referred to him as Betsy Buchanan.
