Bill Cosby

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  1. Pretend_Woman

    Pretend_Woman New Member

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    According to a source, he's packing a freak of nature that measures an exact 34 inches.
     
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    No way. I've seen him in a live performance and you couldn't hide something like that unless you wore hip-hop pants, and he doesn't. Besides, at his age it would be just an artifact anyway.

    Is yours the same source that said Bill was not porking "that woman?"

    Yes, all, thank you, I know this is a troll by definition. Not sure why I bothered but it's done now.
     
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    How dare you. This is as valid as any other thread in this section.

    I think you're just racist
     
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    34 inches? or 3.4 inches? whatever. I've never heard of anyone with a penis nearly three feet long and reaching down to the ankles...

    I'll pretend your thread no longer exists.
     
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    Lucky you can - you beard will haunt me for years
     
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    This is one of the lamest threads I've seen.
     
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    Which is why it's natural that you posted in here.
     
  8. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Of course!

    I belong here!

    I wonder why you supposed noobs always post the same stuff
     
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    Same reason you have pictures of your rather unimpressive muscles?
     
  10. What to do?

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    Taking your validity claim as seriously as one really can.
    I googled Bill Cosby and have found nothing to indicate that he has anything close to 34 inches.

    The following pictures would further dispute you claim:
    http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2007/07/31/tbdcosby080107_4.jpg
    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/patfish/miscellany/cosbymisc103107.jpg
    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/patfish/miscellany/cosbymisc103107.jpg
    and finally
    http://images.google.com/imgres?img...-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=ou5&sa=N

    If he is tucking 34 inches of anything in those shorts, then he has it all shoved up his a$$.
     
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    Interesting - thanks for the research.

    Apparently it's "34 inches long, made of solid silver and emits a high pitched electronic version of 'Those Magnficent Men and their Flying Machines' when he's aroused"
     
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    I beg to differ
    I think rec3000 has very impressive muscles!
     
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    Then he must be a grower.
     
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    I agree!
     
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    Then you're in luck - you can fuck a chimp. Even better, they're not picky.
     
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    I must applaud you. You always have a good come-back!
    But I still disagree. Rec3000 is hot and has impressive muscles whether or not you say otherwise!!
     
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    ick, ick, icky thread,,,,

    bill cosby isnt even funny anymore,

    he looks like he smells bad too,

    dcw4
     
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    This thread started out stupid.

    It then turned ultra dumb.

    You managed to turn it Mind-fuckingly-retarded. Well done, you show impressive levels of idiocy.
     
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    Thanks Yummy. Nice of you to say. Pretend_Woman isn't all there.

    I love your avatar Yummy.
     
  20. dcw4

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    pretend women, your a true cunt!

    congrats!

    great imagination....

    now, pretend dead!

    dcw4
     
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