Bill & Hill at a baseball game

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  1. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    President and Mrs Clinton were in the front row just above the dugout at Yankees game.

    The row behind them was taken up with Secret Service Agents. One of them leaned over and whispered something in the ex Presidents ear.

    Clinton paused, then grabbed Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaved her over the railing She fell kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down.

    After Senator Clinton landed, the former President bowed to the crowd, shaking hands and high-fiving everyone near him.

    The same Secret Service Agent again leaned over and whispered, "No, Mr. President. I said they wanted you to throw out the first pitch."
     
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    How come it's OK to refer to Hillary as a "bitch"? Just last week somebody in John McCain's camp asked him, "How can we beat the bitch?", and McCain laughed and answered the question. What would be the response if somebody referred to Barac Obama as a "nigger"?
     
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    Probably not a nice one. Funny how slurs against some groups are permissible, and some are not.
     
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    Not an accurate comparison. "Nigger" refers explicitly to a person's immutable racial heritage. Bitch refers to personal qualities and patterns of behaviour. There is no implication that ALL women are bitches, and certainly Senator Clinton was not BORN a bitch.
     
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    The joke was funny. :tongue:
     
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    I'm glad someone took it as a good joke, and not a political stand/ reference.:rolleyes:

    Thanks there, hotmilf.:kiss::wink:
     
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    It was VERY funny - especially to me as such a big fan of the Clintons and all they stand for :)
     
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    Yeah, they stood for something all right, a redneck president from Arkansas who couldn't keep it in his goddamn pants and screwed not even a half decent looking intern and sputzed his tadpoles onto her dress, and then lied about their affair.
     
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    Oh yes, there was no political message in that joke.

    Riiiiiiight. :rolleyes:
     
  10. agnslz

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    I laughed.
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You know, it's really amazing how many people will take a joke like this so damn serious when it's not really intended to.

    But I guess it's the person who reads it who takes the the offense, not the joke.
     
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    Go, chuckie!! Never let PCness get in the way of a good laugh!:tongue:

    Although I do try not to laugh at racist jokes.
     
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    Thanks for the vote of confidence there, Hot Momma. But seriously , I don't get into racist jokes either.
     
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    OK...I get it. No racist Jokes, but sexist jokes and comments are fine. "Political Correctness" only came into being because there are so many people who don't even extend basic courtesy and respect to others whom they perceive as different from themselves.
     
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    So, are you saying Mrs. Clinton isn't a bitch? That's really funny!
     
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    Well, what makes her a bitch?
     
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