Birthday Spankings Are In Order!

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  1. AlteredEgo

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    If you are one who neglected to wish our beloved and cherished Alex8 a happy birthday on May 1, please take this opportunity to offer him your behind and receive your birthday spankings.

    I for one officially offer mine. I already congratulated him. I just want Alex to touch my butt. :biggrin1: no wait. I mean :rolleyes:
     
  2. Onslow

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    Belated birthday greetings Alex--:birthday: I am quite :sad6: I forgot--

    (can't imagine how I missed that one, unless subconciously I was looking forward to the reward--er, I mean punishment--for having neglected that day.):spank:
    ooooh--let's do that again!
    :spank:
     
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    Well I would have wished you a happy birthday had I known, Alex.
     
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    Happy Belated B-day Alex!

    I do so hope you had a lovely birthday! No wonder we havent been graced with your biting wit this week. YOu have been too busy partying!
     
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    What a great day to be born and if I remember, you were particularly perky.

    Jeff can have my spanks.

    Happy birthday, belatedly.
     
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    Happy Birthday to you Alex8! Don't know you very well - but always appreciate your posts and wealth of knowledge when it comes to links and vids!

    Hope you enjoyed your special day, and all your spankings :wink: !!!!
     
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    Happy belated, Alex! :smile:
     
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    It's not
    too...........late
    to...................form
    a.......................circle
    of..........................fans
    to.............:rolleyes:..........frolic
    &..........................cavort
    &.........................dance
    with.......................joy
    around................that
    virile..........Alex8
    Maypole



    Belated happy birthday wishes Alex! Wield the paddle judiciously.

    Any typos are intentional. Taht is all.






     
  9. Gillette

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    What do you give the man who found your virginity?

    I'm at a complete loss.

    Happy belated Birthday, Alex!
     
  10. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Oh, ok...............
    HAPPY
    BIRTHDAY,
    THERE,
    ALEX8!!!
     
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    That's no defence, bend over. :cool: :rolleyes:
     
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    That's right! Ignorance of the law is not a defense at all! Give him a good time.. I mean a good seeing to, Alex!
     
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    *psssst* See if he'll take it back!
     
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    I have no idea why people think I overuse that smiley. :rolleyes:

    :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

    Now that's more like it. :rolleyes: For starters. :saevil:

    I'm glad someone's keeping track of what I'm up to on my behalf. :rolleyes:

    "Don't call me belatedly."

    TIP: this joke works better with 'surely'. :rolleyes:

    The night was altogether more special than the day. :rolleyes:

    You deserve an extra :spank: just for using a smiley smiley. :rolleyes:



    You trapped a smiley in your butthole, right? :rolleyes:

    I sold it again on eBay. :rolleyes:

    It went for US$3.75, and has just been shipped airmail to South Korea. :cool:

    Oversized fonts can lead to sore asses. :spank:

    That is all. :rolleyes:
     
  15. novice_btm

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    I hear ya! I've been trying to get him to touch mine for a while now. :tongue:

    Happy Belated, big boy!!!
    :booty::booty::booty:
     
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    3.75!!??!! You couldn't have put a reserve price on it?

    You're shipping a plane via airmail? I'm confused.
     
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    Cool, wanna fuck? :rolleyes:

    *hopes that novice won't spot the paddle hidden behind my back until it's too late* :saevil:
     
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    It may not sound much to you, but that's nearly 7000 South Korean Won to the guy who won. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm on my bed, ass up, with my face in the pillow waiting for you to get here.

    *no, the only thing I want slapping my ass, are your hips :tongue: *
     
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    Happy belated birthday, A8. We sang a chorus of the Internationale in your honour.
     
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