Birthday Spankings Are In Order!

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Happy belated birthday, A8. We sang a chorus of the Internationale in your honour.

One :spank: for singing.

An extra :spank: for being on 999 posts. :rolleyes:

And one congratulatory :spank: for when you hit 1000.

Now your ass should be approximately the same color as your sombre, understated shirt. :cool:
 

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It may not sound much to you, but that's nearly 7000 South Korean Won to the guy who won. :rolleyes:


It must have been NIC/160, he's in Korea now. Since his own is so worn out, he might have wanted yours.:tongue:

Happy May Day baby, your birthday is important to everyone!
 

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There. Now you have to retract a spanking.

Somebody just earned an extra :spank:. :rolleyes:

*no, the only thing I want slapping my ass, are your hips :tongue: *

"Hips and ass in the night, one spanked the other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant moan in the darkness..."
(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

Hippo, birdies, two ewes. Hippo, birdies, two ewes. Hippo, birdies, Alex8.
Hippo, birdies, two ewes.

In related news ---> click here or be spanked :rolleyes:
 

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*In deepest authoritative voice*

Face down and spread 'em, soldier!

Oh jeez, looks as though I'm gonna have bootmarks on the headboard again. :rolleyes:

*still manages to slip in a :spank: as punishment for the oversized font, before submitting to the huge sparkly phallus* :cool:
 

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It's not
too...........late
to...................form
a.......................circle
of..........................fans
to.............:rolleyes:..........frolic
&..........................cavort
&.........................dance
with.......................joy
around................that
virile..........Alex8
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You trapped a smiley in your butthole, right? :rolleyes:


Um, it seems art is in the butthole of the observer, Al.
That was meant to be an artistic evocation of Stravinsky's The Rite of Sphincter (with apologies to Matisse) :cool:
 

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Um, it seems art is in the butthole of the observer, Al.
That was meant to be an artistic evocation of Stravinsky's The Rite of Sphincter (with apologies to Matisse) :cool:

I'm just glad you didn't use the ':mad:' smiley as the centerpiece, or I would have thought that someone had sent me a hemorrhoid. :rolleyes:
 

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Happy birthday this year (late) and next year (really early), Alex8.

Double spankings to you for being a cheapskate and trying to do double-duty on a single birthday greeting. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: My little tanrenga of the day.

Still my favorite form of underwear. :rolleyes:

How could Jeff not have said anything....

I ensured that his mouth was being used for other purposes at the time. :rolleyes:

Tsk, I meant ... talking on the telephone ... you filthy-minded harlot! :cool:

I'm sorry I'm late...but Happy Birthday Alex!!:biggrin1:

3

I wondered where that random smoochie had descended from to land on my cheek the other day. I initially thought that a passing pigeon had taken a dislike to me. :rolleyes:
 

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*ahem*

If you are one who neglected to wish our beloved and cherished Alex8 a happy birthday on May 1, please take this opportunity to offer him your behind and receive your birthday spankings.

I for one officially offer mine. I already congratulated him. I just want Alex to touch my butt. :biggrin1: no wait. I mean :rolleyes:


There are times, you beautiful sexy woman, when I could just pick you up, fuck you senseless and kiss you a thousand times.. this is one of those times... I'll post about Alex after this one.
 

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Happy Birthday Alex! how could you let us miss this?
How could Jeff not have said anything....

I wasn't allowed to say anything directly.:smile: Having said that, I did what I could in the gallery. I figured claiming that it was the man's birthday would be enough to get people to clue in.:rolleyes:

I ensured that his mouth was being used for other purposes at the time. :rolleyes:
Tsk, I meant ... talking on the telephone ... you filthy-minded harlot! :cool:

Ah, that explains so much.... my ass is still sore... From when I fell off the couch while we spoke.tsk tsk.:biggrin1:

Having said that, I just want to wish Alex8 such a huge Happy belated Birthday!!! The man is _ _ but doesn't look a day over 23 with his youthful good looks. I suppose I should admit I have a bit of a crush on Alex, but I think that would be a silly thing to do.:tongue:

What does one get the man who has so many things? A revival of his Alex8 appreciation threads? A Dictionary? No.... Pictures of your ass. It's the gift that keeps on giving.:rolleyes:

Happy Belated Birthday, again... Alex.... Just think... only 3-6 months for mine. I can't wait to unwrap the gift.