Birthday Spankings Are In Order!

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Happy Birthday Alex8!

Though I don't know you personally, you're I am familiar with your work and you are much appreciated by this Jersey Girl.

Happy Birthday Babe!


Happy Birthday Alex! how could you let us miss this? How could Jeff not have said anything....


Jeff has been slacking. Maybe he needs a spanking! :smile:

It's not

too...........late
to...................form
a.......................circle
of..........................fans
to.............:rolleyes:..........frolic
&..........................cavort
&.........................dance
with.......................joy
around................that
virile..........Alex8
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Belated happy birthday wishes Alex! Wield the paddle judiciously.
Any typos are intentional. That is all.


I love that Matisse painting! What an artistic post.


 

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I'm just glad you didn't use the ':mad:' smiley as the centerpiece, or I would have thought that someone had sent me a hemorrhoid. :rolleyes:

Is a ':mad:' smiley the same as a humorrhoid?
(I love how you put the smiley in single quotes btw, nice touch!)


NO!
I sent you a suppository smiley, Sandro.



*Assumes the supposition* :spank:

 

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Is a ':mad:' smiley the same as a humorrhoid?
(I love how you put the smiley in single quotes btw, nice touch!)

Single quotes? Those were its ears, dammit. :rolleyes:
I sent you a suppository smiley, Sandro.
*Assumes the supposition* :spank:

Yes, I've always found you to be a highly enematic poster. :rolleyes:
 
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:fest06:Happy Birthday, Alex8! :fest06:
to the legendary third of our cyber-ambiguous trio!
It's an honor to be lumped with you and Jeff by Doc.
Your wit, intelligence, and charm are always greatly appreciated by me.
Wishing you many more, Pal!
 
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Well, it is his BELATED birthday. I suppose a foursome is ok.. provided no one wrecks him.
Shall we begin? It would be best to do this before he turns 30 and is, like, really old, Dude! I don't do old guys, well, I did once, but now he's in retirement—I wore him out! Drained that old dinosaur dry!
 

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Happy birthday!

People keep telling me that minimalism is 'in'. :cool:

However, I still like clutter, and hence you too have earned yourself a :spank:.

Dude! I don't do old guys, well, I did once, but now he's in retirement—I wore him out! Drained that old dinosaur dry!

At least we now know why Kirk Douglas hasn't appeared on the big screen in a while. :cool:

It seems that you want more than a peck on the cheek.

Is this kiss more to your liking?:wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=AZyjP0rA5Fg

Congratulations, your reward takes the form of some Bulgarian musclebears in really tiny shorts:

---> YouTube - AZIS - No Kazvam ti stiga (High Quality)
 

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I ensured that his mouth was being used for other purposes at the time. :rolleyes:

Tsk, I meant ... talking on the telephone ... you filthy-minded harlot! :cool:

I wasn't allowed to say anything directly.:smile: Having said that, I did what I could in the gallery. I figured claiming that it was the man's birthday would be enough to get people to clue in.:rolleyes:

Indeed, it was the first time that I'd ever found a herd of wild buttocks inhabiting my inbox on my birthday. :rolleyes:
OMG! this is by far funnier than Jeff's nick name... herd of wild buttocks.... I think I'm going to pee my pants...