- Joined
- Mar 23, 2009
- Posts
- 138
- Media
- 57
- Likes
- 58
- Points
- 313
- Age
- 61
- Location
- San Diego, CA
- Verification
- View
- Sexuality
- 100% Straight, 0% Gay
- Gender
- Female
Courtesy, Joke du Jour Funny Sex du Jour
"Birthday Wishes"
A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she left to pick up his favorite dessert from the local
bakery.
When she returned from her errand she found her husband, drink in hand, prancing about the living room wearing her bra, panties and high heels.
"What the hell is going on!" she exclaimed.
Her husband got a quizzical look on his face and said, "What? You asked what I wanted for my birthday and I told you. I wanted to eat, drink and........ be Mary."
******
Laughter really is the best medine! *Have a funny joke you'd like to share here on my blog? *Please add by commenting below, and have a funny day!
See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here: *
http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/
FlowerChick
"Birthday Wishes"
A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she left to pick up his favorite dessert from the local
bakery.
When she returned from her errand she found her husband, drink in hand, prancing about the living room wearing her bra, panties and high heels.
"What the hell is going on!" she exclaimed.
Her husband got a quizzical look on his face and said, "What? You asked what I wanted for my birthday and I told you. I wanted to eat, drink and........ be Mary."
******
Laughter really is the best medine! *Have a funny joke you'd like to share here on my blog? *Please add by commenting below, and have a funny day!
See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here: *
http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/
FlowerChick
Last edited:
