Bitches Ain't Shit

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  1. B_Spladle

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    I think we could all learn a lot from Mr. Folds. Listen to the lyrics, and post your responses here.

    :heart:
     
  2. he's right ... bitches ain't shit :rolleyes: & the song was pretty funny too
     
  3. Heather LouAnna

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    ;X This song's been around for awhile, y'know.


    You can't make a ho a housewife though. Remember that.
     
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    Its very... relaxing...

    I posted the lyrics in white for people who want to read into it more... :ponder:

    bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
    lick on these nuts and suck the dick
    get the fuck out after you're done
    and i hops in my ride
    to make a quick run

    i used to know a bitch named eric wright
    we used to roll around
    and fuck the hoes at night
    tighter than a mutharfuckin'
    gangsta beats
    and we was ballin'
    on the muthafuckin' compton streets

    peep, the shit got deep and it was on
    number one song after number one song
    long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
    i didn't give a fuck
    where the bitch was at
    but she was hangin' with a white bitch
    doin' the shit she do
    suckin' on his dick
    just to get a buck or two
    and the ends that she got meant nothin'
    now she's suing
    cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

    (bitches can't hang with the streets)
    she found herself short
    (so now she's takin' me to court)
    it's real conversation for your ass

    i once had a bitch named mandy may
    used to be up in them guts
    like everyday
    the pussy was the bomb
    had a nigga on sprung
    i was in love like a muthafucka
    lickin' the protung
    the homies used to tell me
    that she wasn't no good
    but i'm the maniac in black
    mr. snoop eastwood
    so i figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
    guess what? got gaffled by one time
    i'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
    six months on my chest
    now it's time to bail
    i get's released on a hot sunny day
    my nigga d.o.c.
    and my homey dr. dre
    scooped in a coupe, snoop we got news
    your girl was trickin'
    while you was draped in your county blues
    i ain't been out a second
    and already gotta do some muthafuckin' chin checkin'

    move up the block
    as we groove down the block
    see my girl's house
    dre, pass the glock
    kick in the door, i look on the floor
    it's my little cousin daz
    and he's fuckin' my hoe

    i uncocked my shit
    i'm heart-broke
    but i'm still loc'ed
    (man, fuck a bitch!)
     
  5. it's cause hoes dont act right, hoes on a mission & hoes on the crackpipe ... puts ludacris cd away :rolleyes:
     
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    haha I love it!
     
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    IIRC, this song was really a flame at other rappers at the time--Ice Cube being one.
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    That was too bizarre for words....
     
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    provocative. on so many different levels.

    singing the Dr. Dre lyrics in a different genre to the original makes the meaning and intent stand out.


    could be seen as

    1) a commentary on misogynism in old school rap

    2) a commentary on the females who listen and groove and say "it's not about me"

    3) a slam on the white suburban rapper boys who sing in an inauthentic poser voice

    4) the fish out of water approach used as humour to ridicule rap

    5) fodder for those who want a racist joke

    6) fodder for those who want a sexist joke
     
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    IMHO, a couple of hundred years from now archivists will look back on this drivel as 21st century poetry.

    Gawd, no wonder we're so f*cked up.
     
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    I love that you think this was a Ben Folds song.
     
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    Yeah. It was originally recorded by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg for his Chronic Album.

    In other news my students thought "I'm Coming Out" was a song by Notorious B.I.G.

    They had NO clue who Diana Ross was.
     
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    hahahaha.....People just don't raise their kids on the right music anymore! I grew up watching (though a very inappropriate for children) movies such as The Point and Heavy Metal. I'm thankful to my parents for raising me on blues, jazz, rock and roll and disco.
     
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    I know, but I just re-found it. I'd lost the link.
     
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    Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not quite that stupid.
     
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    Thanks a lot. :mad: Now I have to go out and find someone else to feel superior to.

    And you can't imagine just how difficult that is.
     
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    That's HIGH on the list of things that get under my skin ... poor Diana
     
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    Ben Folds is all the shit that bitches ain't
     
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