Bitches ain't shit.

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  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

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    That twinge in your intestines
    Sometimes I'm a slow learner.
     
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    Sometimes?
     
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    Hicks,
    Why you bitch!
    Hmmph! Blow me,why dontcha!
    Ya big ole' teddy.
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    Didn't Spladle already post this thread?
     
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    Bitches made me what I am today, yo...
     
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    In Your Darkest Thoughts and Dreams
    It all starts with a simple cock pic.

    We've seen this story many, many times before.


    And, Yes, NIC--Spaldle did this as an Ode to the Dr.Dre song. Heh.
     
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    Huh? I honestly don't know how to respond to this.
     
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    Hey...how come 'clicking' on your Pics here shows no pics? ...says there are four.
     
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    Brothers ain't shit
    They're lookin for the next big ass they can stick
    But this here chick's not on your dick
    Pullin your cars up close by the sidewalk
    And got the nerve to get mad if I don't talk
    Steady schemin on how they wanna stick it from the back
    A young muthafucka sellin crack
    Go home and go to bed, son
    You're just comin from the barbershop and tryin to get your head done
    Take your ass downtown on 10th Avenue
    Because a sister like me is not havin you
    Player, go around tellin other brothers that you laid her
    So I guess I'll see your ass later
    Some brothers approach you while you're shoppin
    Their girl's not around, so they're goin hoe-hoppin
    >From one girl to another
    You turn your head for a minute, he's tryin to kick it to your mother
    Stop smilin, I know all you wanna do is hit
    And I really don't give a shit
    They get mad, cause I always look serious
    So they slam on my muthafuckin period
    I'm not impressed by the jewelry and the mink, dummy
    Why don't you put some of your money in the bank, sonny?
    And if I hurt your feelings, I meant to
    Cause these here pants you can't get into
    Matter of fact, I'm tooken
    So you brothers in the jeep can keep lookin, but I ain't hookin
    Yes, I'm givin you the slip
    All you can do is trick
    Word, cause brothers ain't shit

    [VERSE 2]
    I'm on my way to the mall with a couple of friends
    Some niggas pull up in a blue Benz
    A kid named Mark with dark glasses
    Talkin about (Yo, y'all got some real fat asses)
    I kept walkin, Tracy stopped and started talkin
    With all these muthafuckas hawkin
    With that dumb-lookin grin
    Bitch gets in the car that was carryin three men
    I know the whole game well
    They spend a little money, you end up at a hotel
    Well, that's how they planned it
    She didn't wanna screw, so they left her ass stranded
    That's what she gets for wildin
    Cold left the dumb bitch somewhere out in Long Island
    Next time she'll act decent
    And her moms won't have to come and get her ass from a precint
    Remember Shant� told you
    Drugs is not the only thing a girl can say no to
    You gotta watch every move that you make on the street
    Word up, cause talk ain't that cheap
    It may become a bad habit
    You see a brother with a little bit of dough, you wanna grab it
    I get approached by a man, sometimes I throw a fit
    Word, cause brothers ain't shit

    [VERSE 3]
    Brothers ain't shit
    So don't honk your horn, keep rollin
    No, I don't wanna ride, cause the shit might be stolen
    Anyway, I know your number
    You got a 'gas, grass or ass'-sticker on your bumper
    Go ahead and say I'm stuck up
    Cause I ain't doin nothin that will make my rep fucked up
    Cause it happens to the best of us
    Fuck the rest of us
    Niggas keep testin us
    A man could make you wanna kill him
    Or late at night make you wanna thrill him
    He'll give you money, you can even be fly
    But he still has to cheat, and you wanna know why?
    That's the dog in him - woof, woof!
    That makes him get up in the middle of the night and go 'poof!'
    You say, "Yo, yo, where you goin?"
    He's cheatin and he's skeezin and you're not even knowin
    But this is what they usually do
    Suck on the thing, and they make you go "Whoo..."
    And then he hits the door
    And for the rest of the night you don't see him no more
    He's got shit at your house? Here's what you do
    You should do some voodoo
    Make his dick small
    Make him see spiders on the wall
    Then make him throw a fit
    Why? Cause brothers ain't shit
     
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    Love that song mem! Definitely applies, to a whole of bunch of men
    old and young alike.
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
  11. The Dragon

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    What brought on this thread Hick my sweet?
     
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    kinda reminds me of one of my old roommates... commercial real estate broker, suit and tie professional, looked the part, would get phone calls from MANY girls each day, who absolutely adored him. I couldn't get over the sheer amount of girls trying to get at this guy. ACTUALLY, he was flat broke, disappeared and didn't pay rent for 3 straight months (before I kicked his ass out - he cried like a 4 year old girl), cheated on his girlfriend, lied to her face, no responsibility whatsoever.
     
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    I love those big balls, bungling babe!
    I believe this is an attempt at humor, or I could be way,way,off.
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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