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  1. blkbro510

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    All I have to say is wow! I came across a two HOT BLOG sites and I had to share it with you guys. Instead of burying it in the other threads this one deserve one of its on!


    These accounts are not done by a bell boy using x-ray vision to see through a towel. These are from first account the women who slept them. Not scorn wives or girlfriends...BUT BY THEGROUPIES!

    Yes we forget about them. They are ones that actually experience the celebrity package even if it's for night! And like most spoiled superstar they leave a trail of business right behind.

    Also what makes it the exciting is that other groupies confirm the stories, or they deny it all together!


    Yes this is better than super head Video Vixin!


    Okay so usually everyone is probably waiting for me to go down the list of the hung boys, screw that. I'll give you report of the small ones. Yeah amazingly disspelling the myth of young, hung and full of cum!
     
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    The groupies where shock who ain't packing when these super stars got them to the bed room and unzipped!

    PART 1

    Allen Iverson
    He has the littlest, ashiest dick I've ever seen. It' s like nonexistent. He looks like he should have a pussy.
    ( Tales From A Groupie: Allen Iverson)


    Cee-lo
    As for his dick; it is on the smallish side but he knows what he is doing with it. Besides after he gets done giving head anything would feel good
    (Tales From A Groupie: Cee-lo)

    Jadakiss
    He's a minuteman, for sure.He was like "Come here, lets' watch TV in bed." SO I'm thinking, Okay, I guess this is how its gonna go down. We go over to the bed and he starts toughing me. I was like, "No, I don't know if I wanna do this," but it kinda just led to it and were like going to (have sex) and he just busted.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Jadakiss)

    NFL Roddy White
    . I am so serious he took two (2) pumps and nutted. He is the definition of a minute-man. If the look on my face could kill, he would have been dead. First he was super small and ridiculously quick. I asked him, "are you serious?" He was not going to leave me hanging. I decided to give him some head. Visual: put your thumb in your mouth...yes that small.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Roddy White)


    NFL Terrell Owens
    His penis is average, like I said it wasn't that remarkable, it isn't like he was so huge to leave a lasting impression in my mind and not so small where it is comical and couldn't forget. Just average.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Terrell Owens)

     
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    wow very interesting...

    but i dont think theirs are small
     
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    Probably just haters, but who know's!
     
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    PART TWO

    Jazze Pha
    However, he has a small d*ck and I don't think its circumcised. He has so much extra skin on it, I really couldn’t tell how long it was. To make matters worst his fat layers must hold some kind of odor, cause his sh*t had me about to gag.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Jazze Pha)

    Bryan "Baby"Williams
    The dick was trash! No wonder Kimora left him for Dijmon! Also he is a very arrogant man and thinks he's a boss.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Bryan "Baby" Williams)


    NFL FRED SMOOT
    HIGHLY FUCKIN DISAPPOINTING! ALL THAT MAN AND A MEDIUM/SMALL DICK!
    ( Tales From A Groupie: Fred Smoot)

    Actor Adam Rodriguez
    He is circumsized, but he's only a little bit above 6 inches.
    I was sucking him off for about 2 minutes when he started saying that he was gonna cum.

    I deleted his number as soon as I walked out of the door. I don't want to speak to him again, let alone have sex. He's too narcissistic and selfish. Noooooo thank you!
    ( Tales From A Groupie: Adam Rodriguez)


    NFL VERNON DAVIS
    Next he ripped off his clothes and my excitement slowly went away about this whole sex thing. His d*ck was so small;Then he pulled this ole" Baby Boy” move on me, like Ving Rhames did Jodie's mom in the sex scene and knew I at that moment I had enough specially since my throat was getting dry from fall the fake moaning I was doing. I faked one for him and it was over!!!
    (Tales From A Groupie: Vernon Davis)
     
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    MAD PACKIN' part 1

    DMX
    I hesitated because of his size but ended up loving it. The whole time i was riding his eyes was close and he was biting his lip saying "Ah shit and Fuck". I can tell he was expierenced because he didnt even have to place his stuff inside of me. He basically guided it in. and WOW, did it hurt. HURTED LIKE HELL, to the point im almost in tears. It was lust, pleasure and pain! So after i finally got used to his rhythm it was over with. Im moaning scratching his back and biting my lips like crazy.
    ( Tales From A Groupie: DMX)



    Rapper RED MAN
    Red had a big ass fat d*ck. That n*gga was just hung. It wasn't light skin like him though his d*ck was like a bit dark and he had a bush which I thought was to sexy. (No women want a bald ass d*ck) When he inserted it inside I thought I died and came back again I held on onto his shoulder bit and scratched him (he was turned on by that). As he buried his head in the crook of my neck.
    ( Tales From A Groupie: Redman)

    fact checker:
    I remember this special on MTV a few years ago about Def Jam and the history and inside stories of the label and whatnot...Anyway there was this one inside funny story about Redman. He was on tour or on a video shoot or something and had mad morning wood. Anyway he had a huge hardon when a female Def Jam A&R person came into his trailor and told him he was needed. All he had on was his boxer. In a joking way he told he female, "Look what I got this morning!"
    She was like stop playing, it's show time, and get that big ass bannana out your boxers!"... and she slapped what she thought was a big ole bannana and it bounced back at her, and I believed she screamed or something, becasue she realized he joking like he usually does, and it wasn't a bannana, but actually his big dick and freak out and ran out the trailor

    Ever since that funny little anecdote about Mister Redman, he had my little DL ass hooked, I don't care how old he is.
     
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    Adam Rodriguez isn't black.
     
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    MAD PACKIN' part 2

    Criss Angel
    He has a thick d*ck, a lot thicker than anything I've ever seen before. Average length. He acts like he's filming a porn and not in a good way. Slapped his d*ck on my face, told me to beg for it, talked dirty (again, not in a good way, he called me a slut and I ain't down with that).
    (Tales From A Groupie: Criss Angel)


    Shai Labeouf
    Ladies, he has the best dick I have ever seen. Not only long but thick too! He knew what to do with it. I gave him head for awhile but he said he needed it and we fucked for like, 2 hours.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Shia Labeouf)

    rapper Ludacris
    It was beautiful. Perfect tone, shape, size, thickness.. He groomed down there neatly as well
    ( Tales From A Groupie: Ludacris)


    rapper JAY Z
    The biggest dick you'll ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Jay-Z)
     
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    True, but hell he fucked a black woman and so he's on this thread. LOL!


     
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    MAD PACKIN' part 3
    rapper Rick Ross--proves big boys have dick!
    Before I went for the boxers I said a little prayer, please let him be a decent size, but before I could touch it, he turned me over and slipped on a condom and entered me from the back. As he fucked me, I was like ok this bitch gotta have a big ass dick cause he was beating my fucking back out. I haven't been fucked like this in a while. He told me to stand up (he was already standing) so I had to get a peek at the product. When I looked back I was like Whoa!! Me being a sucker for a big dick, I kind of pushed him back slid to the floor and just had to give him some head, that dick was so big black and pretty, I couldn't help myself.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Rick Ross)


    NBA CHRIS WILCOX (standing at 6'10/ 235 of muscle)
    And man let me tell you, this man has the Biggest D*ck I've ever seen in my life. He's like a typical ball player. Straight to the point, no time for BS. Put it like this, his d*ck was so big, I couldn't even wrap my hand around it!!! It is basically the size of a newborn and I could not take it all the while we f*cked (because trust that what he did) I screamed out in pain. I have never once ran from d*ck, but man he was pulling me back like no other. I could not wait for it to be done. After that I would see him around and I went the other way.
    (Tales From A Groupie: Chris Wilcox)

    Just in case there's any fact checkers out there. Here's some resources for you!
    Chris Wilcox - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Chris Wilcox, Official Home Page of the Detroit Pistons Power Forward
     
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    Okay folks good night, and I hope you enjoy the thread. More to come I'm sure!
     
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    blkbro510:
    you bring the best sites!
    thanks for the entertainment.
     
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    I will only say that there is at least one error in the above listings. (I left many on the list with whom I have not had any encounter so as to protect the anonymity of the one I did encounter) What I will say on this particular man is that, even flacid, he was living large. Even a blind man would have been able to tell you it was above-well above-average in size-it took up air space:smile:. Seems to me, we have a blogger who couldn't accept their multiple rejections.

    (and for those thinking pervertedly, my encounter with an above listed man, was not of the sexual nature, nor was it at a urinal. In a gym? At a nudist spa? In a sauna? During nude yoga? (yeah, right, like I'd ever be caught doing something like yoga) Perhaps at a nude memorial service for a mutual friend? A nude sporting event? Naked Night At The Theater?)
     
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    You must be talking about Allen E! You got to be!



     
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    I can't answer the question of black dick being better because I've never had any. Otherwise my asshole would be sore and I'd be sitting in a wheelchair. But I will say that stereotype puts unfair pressure on guys who don't measure up (length\width-wise and skill wise). Or is that motivation for black dudes to educate themselves and train? If so, I need to take some dance lessons...
     
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    Dance lessons. LOL!

    Wheel chair-That was from WHITE CHICKS when dude slept with the brutha (YouTube - White Chicks Movie Part 8-10 - watch in high quality) 3:04 and then he comes to the white party in the wheel chair (YouTube - White Chicks Movie Part 9 - watch in high quality)


    ROFL!