Bless the scawny guy

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Last night I met a dude 6'3", 140 lbs., 29" waist: The skinny but sexy type. He had a cock noticeably less than 6". So much for "tall scrawny guys are always hung". Not that it mattered; we had plenty of fun! ;)
 

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Something about growing up in the 70's and being in love with Jimmy Page as long as I can remember makes tall skinny guys one of my favorite flavors! A lot of them DO seem to be very well hung, but if they're average I'm usually into them enough that it doesn't seem to matter.
 

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I was tall and skinny growing up--and of course hung--but I worked out and developed muscle mass. Well, my dick didn't shrink. So now I'm tall, muscular and hung.

I think this theory is not well-founded. But perhaps, well-hung guys are sufficiently confident because of their size to not have a desire to develop their bodies in other ways. Who knows. I just say, why not have it all if you can?
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 21 2004, 05:15 AM
Something about growing up in the 70's and being in love with Jimmy Page as long as I can remember makes tall skinny guys one of my favorite flavors! A lot of them DO seem to be very well hung, but if they're average I'm usually into them enough that it doesn't seem to matter.
Jimmy Page isn't tall.
 

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maybe he just looked tall to me because he weighed like 120 lbs then!! I was dating a guy in high school back then who was 6'1" and had about an 8" cock, very skinny. He was my own personal rock star, played giutar in a band and everything. Early imprinting is a bitch to get over.
 

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Well, Mme. Z, I'd tell you where you can get lots of tall skinny guys, but we get enough German tourists already. LOL
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 21 2004, 10:33 PM
(Mme Z furrows brow and pretends to know what the hell's going on)
Oh, you have to be an Indian with a feather to get the joke. Basically, it's divided into two parts:

1. Indians from around the Black Hills region actually have a genetic "minimum" on our height, so we tend to be scrawny if we grow up malnourished rather than short. (Most people are who grow up malnourished are a combination of the two.)
2. Lots of tourists to reservations come from Germany. There's a big subculture of Karl May fans around the Rhine.
 
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I'm 5'9...i am an exception to the rule.

I have a friend who is 6'3 and he cant be more then 6".

Clearly there are certain beliefs that may cause penis size to be more apparent in certain body types.

And in some cases the beliefs may be true in regards to African Americans for example and penis size.

It really just boils down to the person in my opinion.
Genetics etc etc involved.
 

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This reminds me of the classic clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was on "The Dating Game" in the 1960s or early 70s and was not yet at all known...
The woman or one of his competitors, I can't remember which, says something insinuating that muscle-men are not well-endowed, that they build muscles to compensate. Arnold replies, "This is not true, by the way." It's hilarious.
I do think a lot of hung guys are also tall and skinny, not that muscular. I always wondered what the body chemistry was behind it and if there was really a correlation. Perhaps it has to do with human growth hormone or the forms of testosterone--I don't know much about it, but testosterone breaks down into dihydrotestosterone and it has something to do with muscle anabolism. Maybe the male body tends to use testosterone EITHER to build cock OR to build skeletal muscle... just a wild hypothesis.

I wrote a story in the "Fictitious Stories" section, 'Frigid Girlfriend Defrosted by Big Dick..." parts I and II with the main character based on the real story of a very real guy who was tall, skinny and hung and took away my girlfriend from me... she sought out such guys later, thinking them more likely to be well hung.

http://www.lpsg.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=8261
 

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Originally posted by palladen@Jun 20 2004, 08:50 PM
Define scrawny ;)
LOL @ MPGO_Chuck

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Would you mind terribly explaining that there, bro? What did I do to you to warrant such a denegrating post? :huh: :angry:

And incase you failed spelling in school, my name also has a "K" in it!! :angry:
 
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BRMSTN69: Well, I'll just say that almost every big dick that I've encountered thus far has been attached to a guy over 6' and under 150lbs
 

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Well, this proves that every spelling flame will have a spelling error in it: It's denigrate.

And no, he was laughing at the "fallacy of phalluses".
 
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Artema: I've seen a few people saying that genetics are relative to body size. I must say that isn't true, unless the person has a thyroid/pituitary/glandular/metabolic disease, which can be hereditary. Most people's body sizes are a result of picking up eating habits from their parents. Almost any obese people on this planet would look perfectly normal at 150 pounds, and they could have been that weight if they ate properly and exercised. Women usually either do the same, or a completely opposite of the eating habits of their parents. Fat parents mean either skinny girl or fat girl on average, where a male son can vary more, and usually shows more independance on whether they'll choose to eat like their parents or not. The point in going into this detail is to show clearly that body mass index is a personal choice, (except for aforementioned diseases) not genetics, which is where the penis size is determined.
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jun 22 2004, 09:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jonb @ Jun 22 2004, 09:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Jun 21 2004, 10:33 PM
(Mme Z furrows brow and pretends to know what the hell&#39;s going on)
Oh, you have to be an Indian with a feather to get the joke. Basically, it&#39;s divided into two parts:

1. Indians from around the Black Hills region actually have a genetic "minimum" on our height, so we tend to be scrawny if we grow up malnourished rather than short. (Most people are who grow up malnourished are a combination of the two.)
2. Lots of tourists to reservations come from Germany. There&#39;s a big subculture of Karl May fans around the Rhine. [/b][/quote]
Well, I&#39;m an Indian without a feather, so thanx for the explanation. Sure sounds like I&#39;d be a kid in the candy store tho bro&#33;

I&#39;m also half German, so I could take turns playing tourist and Indian, let the games begin.
 
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silentc: I&#39;m 5&#39;9", 180lbs, and muscular. Got a 8x6" dick. Not huge, but big and I&#39;m short and stocky. I sorta wish I was skinny, dicks look all the more massive on super skinny guys. ^_^