Bless you

Heather LouAnna said:
Oh my goodness. *BLUSH* I just realized that some of you have links to your pictures under your usernames.

:tapedshut:

lol

I know...and something must have happened to your clothes in your profile pic.:smile:
 
"Bless you?" Thanks, Heather. Didn't know I sneezed.

Oh, and uh, a hearty welcome to you to.

As for all the other bantering here, I guess I'm preoccupied and couldn't get into responding to a lot of it. Besides, I'm the late comer here. (pun intended.)

My silver is already polished, btw,and most people find it admirable, but so far I'm attached enough to it that nobody's tried to walk off with it except one of my exwives.

(sigh...)

Um, uh, but I digress.

Welcome!!
:smile:
 
Heather LouAnna said:
So far I've gotten one who wants to meat me and one who wants to fuck me?

I'm interested to know the difference. lol

Both of said men are only one tricks ponies...I can meat you and fuck you.
 
Heather LouAnna said:
Me: "Omg, dude. I'm on this site called LPSG.org. It's the large penis support group. I'm so joining this shit. I wanna support a large penis!"
Friend: "You mean you want to be supported by a large penis, don't you?"


Thanks for the warm welcome, fellas. :)

Nice to meet you, Heather, Im melissa and relatively new here myself! I like your sense of humor:)
 
Normally I greet new female members by asking them if they would like to have sex w/ me, but I have decided that I hate you for subjecting me to that Snail Trail post, so you don't get to!

<3<3<3