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BUSTERHYMAN

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There was a near tragedy at my local shopping centre recently.

A power cut left four blondes stranded on an escalator for almost five hours.



What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board



Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini skirts?

Because you'd see their balls.



Why are there no blonde ranchers?

They can't keep their calves together.



How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.




Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
 

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Two blonds walk down the road.
One says to the other "now let me in the middle"

What is a blond with colored hair? artificial intelligence
 
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