Blonde Guy Joke...

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  1. maestro071

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    The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait, some would say...


    An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
    given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


    (Oh this is GOOD!!)

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
    "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."?????
     
  2. D_Jared Padalicki

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    OKay, that one is awesome!
     
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    A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

    Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

    So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

    The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
     
  4. goodwood

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    LMAO! that was a GREAT blonde guy joke. hahaha.
     
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