Blonde Joke

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    A blonde walks into a bank in
    <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A blonde walks into a bank in its a funny joke but it wont let me past it here
     
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    Two blondes decided to go to Disneyland. The drive south from LA on the 405 and see a sign that says, "Disneyland left."

    Disappointed, they turned around and went home.
     
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    Catch, is this the one you're thinking about?


    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
     
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    Ooooh, that was excellent! A vindication for blondes everywhere. Very good. Four gold stars!
     
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    Thats rich... Not you typical dumb blonde joke :beerchug:
     
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    LOL - how did you know :eek:
    Actually in my one it was a ferrari and it was £5,000 and I think she might have went somewhere else, but...thanks:cool:
     
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    :rolleyes: Know where a woman's navel is? Between the two dairy queens and dick's drivein. He he
     
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