blonde joke?"

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    A blind man wanders into an all-girls' biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while he calls out, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

    "No........ not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
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    I like it... the suspense building is great for the killer punchline!
     
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    love a good blonde joke and that is a keeper!
     
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