Blonde Kidnapper

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    A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
    decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

    She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
    told him, "I've kidnapped you."

    She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
    morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree
    next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

    The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home
    to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and
    sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The
    Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
    "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
     
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    excellent i just came from laughing!!!!!
     
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    could have been our chancellor
     
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    :rofl: ROTFLMAO :lmao:
     
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