Blow jobs bore me

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I used to. Now they're quite fun although nothing compared to penetration.

Some fun little things she can do/you can ask her to do:

Hum on it (velly nice)
Suck it HARD
Lick the 'slit'/urethra (ideally licking precum out hehe)

I haven't had anyone put their tongue under my foreskin or anything yet. But I will admit I had many a bad bj before I found a 'hummer' or skilled blower/sucker.
 

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Would it be better if you got a blowjob while you sniffed her dirty knickers?


Ha! Thanks for the chuckle. I guess I could get into a knobber if the chick was straddling my face like a good ol' fashioned 69'r. I love smelling a highly odiferous cunt.
 

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I love them. My wife usually starts by gently tickling my nuts with her tongue, works her way up the shaft and then goes for the big stretch. Just watching her work on me is a real turn on.
 

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those who think bj's are boring, are not getting their cock sucked by someone who knows what they are doing. i am sorry about that. it takes lots of practice
 

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i always thought it would be fun. i always wanted to give one to see what i can do, and then i always wanted to get one to see how it feels.

lol..i'm the virgin of LPSG.
 

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This is pretty amazing. Myself, I love blowjobs. Frankly, I'd much rather have a blowjob than penetrate a woman using a condom (and maybe sometimes I'd rather get a blowjob anyway).

Seriously... a well performed blowjob will make me happy anytime XD
 

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The thing is with blow jobs i really have to want to to give one. An when i do it will give it everything ive got caressing, licking, sucking, stroking, tickling. But if i dont want to be giving then it will always be awful.
 

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I found that sometimes it has nothing to do with the giver; sometimes the receiver cannot literally relax completely enough to feel the "little sensations" that build up to "bigger sensations", that lead to an explosive finish.

What I can't stand is someone that says "tell me when you're gonna cum" and they pull off when it's about to explode. That sux. Like getting half a blowjob.

Sometimes if you can just relax completely and not be in a rush there is nothing better than being the receiver of a nice long, slow gradual buildup blowjob!!
 

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I enjoy blowjobs. "Good" and "bad" are all relative. Some may be better than others but I don't think any blowjob should be considered bad. Unless she's a biter. That would be a bad one. Otherwise, as long as lips are on the dick, I'm not going to be complaining.
 

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she?! there are some of us men that have skills in this department as well you know? personally i love to give and receive head, prefer full sex but sometimes you just can beat a good blow job =]