Blow Jobs - Ladies how good are you?

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Lordpendragon, Feb 21, 2007.

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How good are you at oral sex?

  1. I put the last three guys in ER.

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    10.6%
  2. I'm Ok, practice would make perfect.

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  3. I'm a natural, lay back and weep baby.

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  4. I can blow the valves off a V8, prepare to die loverboy.

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    Be honest and give it some thought.

    I just hear it too often that women aren't that good at oral sex. So I would like your own self-assessment based on how you think you do and what you perceive the recipients' response to have been.
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    Too bad we couldnt give it a go to see how good they are. Im up for it! Good idea?:smile: :wink: :tongue: Just give me one with a big mouth and a strong jaw
     
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    Okay, I'm not a woman...but I disagree with the fact that women aren't good at giving head. I wouldn't know from firsthand since I wouldn't let a woman near my boy parts, but I've seen enough straight porn to know a good blowjob when I see one.
     
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    I cant deep throat but i think i give a descent blow job. I like to take it slow and do lots of licking, kissing and ball work. I hate rushing in and going fast right from the begining ..a good slow build up seems to work the best

    And you can never have to much practice ..every guy likes it different so there is always something new to learn
     
  5. Ethyl

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    I've heard "noone's ever done THAT before" during oral and they didn't stop me. I took it as a sign that my performance was good, if not exceptional.
     
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    In my experience, lots of girls say 'I've been told I'm pretty good' etc etc.

    But all the blowjobs I've had have been shit. I was nowhere near cumming and they never went down on me for long.
     
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    Yeah that sounds good. The ones I've had tried to cram it all in their mouths straight away...which doesn't feel good and gave them jaw ache.
     
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    I'm sorry to hear you've had bad experiences but that doesn't make us all liars.
     
  9. Mr. Snakey

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    I would think all the women on here are good at it simply because they are here and take more than a common interest in the topic than the average woman. How dare this man call my dream girl a liar:smile: :wink:
     
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    Hell, Uncut. Reading you, sometimes i would wish to be a woman. :redface:
     
  11. Mr. Snakey

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    See i dont even have to ask. I know Lee is good. Real good.........:wink: :smile:
     
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    Option A.

    The cause for that is the "panda factor", as I look to the soft cuteness of meaty penis in front of me and he looking helpless and inocent with his one single eye, it triggers the bite and chewing fenomena in me. I cant help it.
     
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    That's a good point, the porn version(s) of it. Most/many I've seen look like I wouldn't want to have anything to do with one. I'll qualify that statement and describe what I'm talking about, the bj where the woman gags, slobbers and salivates like a St. Bernard in the summer heat, basically spitting on the guy's cock and spewing her own saliva like a rabid animal, what a mess ! I don't think going down on a woman should be as similarly vile and disgusting in that regard. Those would be my definition of a bad one. It has overtones of an abusive nature, rather than of the participants actually enjoying the act of oral/fellatio.
     
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    I won't bother to feign modesty.

    I am a cock worshipper with an oral fixation, and am always working to further refine my art.

    And I'm pretty damned artistic already...talented, driven, creative...

    No modesty here whatsoever. :tongue: :wink:
     
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    I don't like to brag.... but most of the guys I've given head to said I was the best they've ever had... and the guys that didn't say that still said I was amazing. I've never had a complaint. :)
     
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    Time to add my thoughts. My BF has had several(many) women in his past and has given me the green light as being "very gifted" in oral sex. I just love it!!! It does take practice and time which he was a more then willing partner in helping me learn, as was this website. I think letting your partner know what feels good or doesn't feel good helps one develop the skills for this.Then having a partner who loves it, not just doing it to "get it over with". Just expecting a women to automatically know how to do this is not realistic.
     
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    I don't really have a perspective to gauge my skill but I'm very entusiastic. I've gotten compliments but I've also gotten pointers.

    I can say that I have enough skill not to use teeth.
     
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    Hey LPD and uncut, I volunteer to show you my "mad" and totally fabulous deep-throaty,ball lickin', start from the top work my way down,over and under the balls and your leg, BLOW JOB SKILLS!!! :069:
    Just send me a first class ticket to your town!
    Love ya' guys! ps.
    Dont't tell Mr. Ed!:naughty:
     
  19. Mr. Snakey

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    Girl that sounds great. I wont say a word.........:smile: :wink:
     
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    Well baby i would struggle with you, and im certainly no Linda Lovelace but id give it my best shot..if you gave me yours :wink:
     
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