Blow Jobs - Ladies how good are you?

How good are you at oral sex?

  • I put the last three guys in ER.

    Votes: 9 10.6%
  • I'm Ok, practice would make perfect.

    Votes: 11 12.9%
  • I'm a natural, lay back and weep baby.

    Votes: 32 37.6%
  • I can blow the valves off a V8, prepare to die loverboy.

    Votes: 33 38.8%

  • Total voters
    85
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Mr Ed in Mass

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Hey LPD and uncut, I volunteer to show you my "mad" and totally fabulous deep-throaty,ball lickin', start from the top work my way down,over and under the balls and your leg, BLOW JOB SKILLS!!! :069:
Just send me a first class ticket to your town!
Love ya' guys! ps.
Dont't tell Mr. Ed!:naughty:

hmmm,I got this weird feeling that somebody is talking about me!
 

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I like to chew on the penis like it's a thickly-encased European sausage.
 

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Any complaints I've heard were of the nature that if I didn't stop he'd blow too soon. Played a trick on one bf where I went so softly and so slowly that I put him to sleep.

My favorite comment so far was the bf who told me that his pinky fingers always tingled for a hour afterward.
 

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Why are we expected to demonstrate how good we are at giving oral?? Give me a break. Blow jobs are like sex. There is no BAD for guys, only good, better and "YOWSER!"
 

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Why are we expected to demonstrate how good we are at giving oral?? Give me a break. Blow jobs are like sex. There is no BAD for guys, only good, better and "YOWSER!"

I wish that was true... sometimes I wonder why teh age is only 16 over here, 90% don't have the first idea, and half of the 10% that do only emulate what they've seen in movies

I should make that 95% then :tongue:
 

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I AM SURE YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS EXCEPTIONAL



I've heard "noone's ever done THAT before" during oral and they didn't stop me. I took it as a sign that my performance was good, if not exceptional.
The alchemists thought that the opus demanded not only laboratory work, the reading of books, meditation, and patience, but also love. -C.G. Jung

"...i'm still trying to conquer the world on my own".
-Lordpendragon
 

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I BET YOU ARE ARTISTIC!!!!



I won't bother to feign modesty.

I am a cock worshipper with an oral fixation, and am always working to further refine my art.

And I'm pretty damned artistic already...talented, driven, creative...

No modesty here whatsoever. :tongue: :wink:
 

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I've been out of practice but I've always tuned in to what he wants...and I'm always eager 'cause I really love it and I love pleasing him...it gets me so hot!
 

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same as some of the other girls have mentioned here. definate oral fixation-gal here. I love my work :) and so have the men who've sampled.
 

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i used to be "ok" and then got married & was monogamous for 8 years. i separated for a year and probably fellated 20 guys or so. luckily, i'm now a SUPERSTAR!!! whoo! between observing GOOD porn and picking up techniques/advice here & there, i've really figured it out. The Husband can't stand me to go full-monkey wild on him because he lasts about 1.5 mins. ... i really have to hold back until he's already blown. wheeeeee!

that being said, i am pretty sure that guys give better blowjobs than women just because they know which ridge is more sensitive than the tip, etc.
 

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May be debateable but ive found that approx 90% of a good blow job focuses on the cock & balls. The other 10% goes on the rest of the body, eye contact, rubbing, tickling, chest, legs, nipples, just basic touching and exploring. Its no fun to rush straight in grab his cock land suck like a mad woman/man. I found that if i do spend a little time doing ' bj foreplay' then the suspense makes for a much better hard on.

And a tip. If you are a playful couple then nibble behind his knee, best done whilst giving him a hand job or tickling his balls but for some reason (its strange i know) the guys ive done it to have seemed enjoyed it
 

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I won't bother to feign modesty.

I am a cock worshipper with an oral fixation, and am always working to further refine my art.

And I'm pretty damned artistic already...talented, driven, creative...

No modesty here whatsoever. :tongue: :wink:

I'm with you HB. My oral fixation is sickening sometimes. Usually I prefer and get hotter giving head than having my pussy eaten. When I suck a cock, I get so into it, I forget who and where I am. The last guy I performed oral on told me he'd never had a BJ like that, I sucked him off once, let him cum on my mouth/lips/face and went right back to it, until he came again in my throat, I had him so deep in my throat his cum actually squirted upward and came out of my nose. He compared me to a porn star blowing someone, I get this look in my eyes, he said. I use lots of saliva, get things really slippery, use my hand some as I put my lips around the head and twirl my tounge around, then deep throat with my tongue gliding up and down the shaft as it sits in the back of my throat, slowly pulsing up and down. Then I might jack him off with my hand as I lick, suck and kiss his soft balls, spread his ass cheeks and tongue my way around every inch. Mmmmm, I could live down there, for sure! And that's not even talking about the cum, once that happens, I just want it even more. I ususally wear myself out, and get so horny I could explode. :smile: :smile: