Blow Jobs - Ladies how good are you?

How good are you at oral sex?

  • I put the last three guys in ER.

    Votes: 9 10.6%
  • I'm Ok, practice would make perfect.

    Votes: 11 12.9%
  • I'm a natural, lay back and weep baby.

    Votes: 32 37.6%
  • I can blow the valves off a V8, prepare to die loverboy.

    Votes: 33 38.8%

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Why are we expected to demonstrate how good we are at giving oral?? Give me a break. Blow jobs are like sex. There is no BAD for guys, only good, better and "YOWSER!"

You certainly understand male sexuality. I don't get these guys who complain. I've had many thousands of bjs and never a bad one!
 

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ive been told several times that its the best they ever had and from the noises they make id say theyre telling the truth ,i have to say i do love doing it i get off from their reaction to it :tongue:
 

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Snoozan said a few days ago: "I think the difference between a woman who is good at a blowjob and a woman who is bad or only so-so lies in how much she likes doing it and how much she likes the penis."

Certainly, the passion has to be there first and foremost. Until quite recently, I thought that an oral fixation and a strong sex drive were enough to make just about any woman a good fellatrix. I’d personally never received truly mindblowing oral sex, but for that, I blamed my girth and the fact that I need a lot of emphatic stimulation to come. But despite my years of experience with several highly sexually-charged women, I now know that in the oral sex department I had previously played with minor-leaguers. Like anything else in life, passion and desire can take one a long way, as can technique alone. But the combination of the two is unbeatable and awe-inspiring to experience firsthand.

HollyBlue rocks my world when she gives me head, whether it’s deepthroating, face-fucking, or the more relaxed touch she applies at bedtime when we both fall asleep with my cock in her mouth. Her passion is always there: after five minutes of hands-free face-fucking, her back is drenched with sweat and her pussy is soaking wet (no need for foreplay if we then want to fuck) …. but her enthusiasm belies the tremendous amount of skill she always brings to the game. HollyBlue posted in this thread almost four months ago that she was always working on improving her art: http://www.lpsg.org/women-s-issues/43729-blow-jobs-ladies-how-good-4.html#post725186
Well at that time, I had yet to meet her in person. We had exchanged dozens of pm’s and talked for hours on the phone and while I didn’t doubt her playful boasts of oral skills, it took spending a week with her for me to truly appreciate the incredible combination of her passion, oral fixation and ever increasing technical expertise.

When I’m the lucky recipient of her oral pleasuring, I usually get too caught up in the moment to appreciate all the little things she’s doing. But then a couple of hours later, we’ll be out for a walk or relaxing after dinner and she’ll suddenly have this focused expression, seemingly apropos of nothing. She’s broken me up more than once when out of the blue she’ll say something like “I’m going to try a slightly different angle, or I bet if I applied a bit more pressure with my tongue when you etcetera, that will get you to the edge faster”. She plays back past blowjobs in her mind and analyzes them like a football coach reviewing video tapes of his team’s next opponent. LOL, now that’s what I call dedication and concentration! I’ve never met a woman who gives 10% of the thought and preparation that HollyBlue puts into giving head. A poster in another thread recently said: holly....whoever is lucky enough to get you....is a very very lucky man! Yes, I am. Absolutely :biggrin1:
 

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ok, I am really trying to be modest here....
I have been told by several men I was the best they had. I made one man pass out while orgasming. I don't really know what the hell it is that I do that is so great, but apparently... I'm just awesome:biggrin1:
 

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technically, i'm told i'm great, the best they ever had, perfection...but men always say that or they'd never get another! i'm not really into giving them though. selfish bitch! {if he's my kind of man he'll spank me into it}
 

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In my experience, lots of girls say 'I've been told I'm pretty good' etc etc.

But all the blowjobs I've had have been shit. I was nowhere near cumming and they never went down on me for long.

I think that I am good, but what's joke to the butcher means death to the pig.
Everybody has an opinion right. I am a very attentive person. Guys are always accused of trying to fck all women the same and of not realizing that different wo,en have varying needs. I think that perhaps we are guilty in the sense that we may blow all guys the same way.
I try new techniques often and pay attention to what my lover likes/dislikes and to what degree.
You could say that I give custom oral.:tongue:
Whatever he likes I make sure to do alot of when he's about to blow. Whatever me doesn't like so uch I do more of if he's about to ejaculate prematurely.
I hate it when a guy seems to be giving me oral because he thinks that I want it and not because he enjoys it and enjoys getting me off. When I give oral I let the guy know that I am enjoying it as moch as he is and that the more he gets of the more I do inturn.
I have never had a problem getting a guy to cum from oral.:wink:
 

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You can't be tentative with a blowjob. You have to jump right in and go at it like a like a hungry fat lady on a foot long hot dog.

And I, my friends, am a fat lady and I love foot long hot dogs.

Yes generally, but not always. There is more than one way to give a good or great blowjob.
A good rhythm is rarely wrong IMO...well a good rhythm with no teeth. Tentative probably isn't good, unless it's a teasing type thing. Slow can be truly great with the right technique and enthusiasm.
 

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All girls suck at giving bjs but only a few literally suck well. And us guys, we always compliment no matter badly or well they suck.

I'd have to mostly agree with this. Might just be the no-luck-of-my-draw, but good bj's have been few from my experiences.
 

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My gf is amazing...Willy I understand your comment about going from a minor-leaguer to a TALENT...omg what a big difference. I am convinced my girl could blow the valves off that V8 HAHA! That aside she's laid back too and it's just really one extra good thing!
 

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from over ten women and girls .... one was the best... the oldest one ... she drink the milk like if it was yogurt!
 

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I'd say im okay at Blowjobs, modest deep throat skills at that to =[

Though I havnt gotten a bad review yet =]
 

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Simple truism; The woman giving you a blow job is always the best at it.

Being told you're the best by guys doesn't mean anything :rolleyes:. The sign a man likes your blow jobs is if he'll sometimes bypass full blown sex just for your blow jobs.