My wife and I dont engage in much oral sex. Normal straight sex and some hand stuff has been the limits of what we get up to. Writing it down makes us sound so boring.
My wife has always felt a bit anxious giving blowjobs to the point she hasnt done it in many years. I was able to convince her to give it a go again last night. It was enjoyable and she was able to finish me off with hand work. She was pleased about that.
While I did enjoy the feeling, Im wondering if any experts are able to give me any pointers on what makes a great blowjob? My and my wife's inexperience is such that she is open to taking pointers and i get it so infrequently Im afraid to take time and experiment with what feels good.
Is more sucking better than less? Is there something specific she should do with her tongue or hands?
Im also concious Im looking a gift horse in the mouth here.
Hey, Mr. Straight guy! Good to see you around…. Ohhhh, the wife not giving the blow job thingy, huh?… as a gay guy, I NEVER under this… it’s like all women can’t stand the thought of a cock in their mouth. My theory is, they want to do it, they just have seen too many porn or Hallmark shows with the eyelash beating as the randomly lick around the head and giggle non stop. So, all the ladies: LISTEN THE FUCK UP!
1) Does your man smell good down there? If not, and you really wanna suck that bad boy, just have a shower together, soap that such long up, rinse it and get to work. Or, just say get your funky ass in the shower and meet me in the bedroom. *MEN: This means TAKE A SHOWER. Wash your whole body, underarms, your cock and balls, and always scrub your asshole at least three times with soap. Wash, rinse, repeat, no excuses. Oh, and guys, USE A CLEAN TOWEL an and DRY YOURSELF OFF COMPLETEL. If you are one of the guys who take a 2 minute shower, take the towel, run it over your leg, maybe an arm and then pull your underwear on, the SMELL that leaves after a few hours, along with your dirty asshole is like going down on a dirty dog who just took a shit and rolled around in mildew for an hour. Sorry to be graphic, but as a gay man, that is my BIGGEST a complaint with straight guys. Oh yeah, and NO COLOGNE directly on your cock and balls or pubes. It BURNS your mouth and taste’s disgusting! DON’T DO THAT EVER!
2)Okay, back to women: Miss Cock Sucker. Get to sucking…not hard, but let him into your mouth, hold his cock and do it slowly. When he is in your mouth, use you tongue UNDERNEATH the shaft behind the head of his dick and along the sides of his shaft about 1 1/2 inches down (@4cm). Gently but firmly hold that hard cook from the underside against the top of your tongue and move that bad boy slowly from side to side and up and down while you move your head. Yes, for effect, pull of of him and suck his head while you bat your eyes (wear makeup and look hot) and do this once in a while, not forever, just 3 seconds each time. Continue with this. In the middle and often, take him all the way down your throat if you can and use your throat and tongue muscles like you were swallowing food. The feeling of this against your mans cock is unbelievable for him. Even if you don’t have a gag reflex and suck a whole kielbasa, give him the pleasure of a gentle “gaging sound”. Men wanna know they have a huge cock and you can’t take it. Also, stop once in a while and say “I love your cock baby”, suck it again briefly and say again “you are so sexy. I love this cock”.
Bingo. You just got yourself a good hard fuck twice a week, a new car and a credit card to buy whatever and whenever you want. Same applies to women. Make your your hooohaaa is CRYSTAL clean, no fragrances, USE A TOWEL, wash your asshole GOOD (guys like to roam around, ya know?) and moan softly as they eat you.
Okay, I need to give a blowjob now. Thank me later!
kisses on your pink parts, stud
JEFF