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I'm sitting here now, eating a banana. Its probably only like 7 inches long and about 5 inches thick. This banana is smaller than my cock, and i cant ever imagine giving head to a cock that size. i mean, i cant even get a quarter of it in my mouth! This means that even a visually small cock might seem huge in the mouth!...wierd... i guess when we say a 5 inch cock is small, its not really small at all.
 

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This should almost be in womens issues, apart from the obvious fact that men suck cock too. Just out of interest, you are straight right? (just that it sounds like something a guy thats never sucked cock would say, like myself :p ) In some ways I wouldn't mind giving it a go, just not sure I could actually bring myself to put another guys cock in my mouth, lol. But yea your right.

I haven't had an amazing amount of experience sexually, but I've only ever had my cock almost completely swollowed once (by my now ex wife of all people) I was wearing a condom at the time and for some reason she found it possible that night. I'm guessing the condom helped, much to my surprise and slight dissapointment as I would have loved to have felt that without the rubber.

To put in in perspective I'm 8"x5.?" (can't remember exact girth) and most of the time I bearly get sucked much beyond my head. Normally half way down induces gagging.

I think a lot of guys expect too much when it comes to getting their cocks sucked, especially if they've never done it themselves. On the other hand I wonder how many women realise how hard it is to eat pussy sometimes. Cramp in the tongue is no laughing matter, especially when you REALLY want to please your woman :)
 

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Whenever I go shopping for grocery, I always look for the long and thick bananas which resemble the well-hung penises. I love bananas.
 

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I'm sitting here now, eating a banana. Its probably only like 7 inches long and about 5 inches thick. This banana is smaller than my cock, and i cant ever imagine giving head to a cock that size. i mean, i cant even get a quarter of it in my mouth! This means that even a visually small cock might seem huge in the mouth!...wierd... i guess when we say a 5 inch cock is small, its not really small at all.

You don’t mention if you have been blown. If so, how did it work out?

Here’s what I think. To an extent a guy’s cock can adjust without going soft. I should be embarrassed to admit this – I guess I’m shameless – but I’ve tried to suck some of those large replicas of cocks, the dildos, you know. I can’t. They are too big, it hurts. But I’ve sucked big guys, a couple porn stars back in the day, and it was no problem.

The big guys in real life were definitely hard and no doubt I might have been more enthusiastic, but I still think there must be some sort of accommodation.
 

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My current bf has a nice lest/down curve. It slides right down if I approach it from the proper angle lol! I too practiced on bananas (though he is considerably thicker) lol
 

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The op makes a very valid point. Those extra big dicks we love to see and watch aren't easy to suck OFF. I think if we're into sucking the biggies we should be able to please their owners and get them off. Otherwise, we're the only ones getting pleasure. I know there are some extra-gifted headmen and women out there, but I'm afraid that the only way the extra well hung guys get off is fucking...pussy or ass. If you don't have a willing and able hole to give in that case, you're pretty much a dud to the LP possessor:mad:
 

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The op makes a very valid point. Those extra big dicks we love to see and watch aren't easy to suck OFF. I think if we're into sucking the biggies we should be able to please their owners and get them off. Otherwise, we're the only ones getting pleasure. I know there are some extra-gifted headmen and women out there, but I'm afraid that the only way the extra well hung guys get off is fucking...pussy or ass. If you don't have a willing and able hole to give in that case, you're pretty much a dud to the LP possessor


I think so – well actually, yes and no.

Let each speak for himself. Whatever the dynamic in my personality, and those of each of us, as a very oral, enthusiastic cock sucker, I get pleasure giving a pleasure. If a guy I am blowing isn’t breathing like guys breath when getting off, if a guy I am blowing isn’t making those little uh.. uh… grunts, if his movements and posture isn't consistent with a guy who is getting off, I’m not excited.

Actually, I would be confused.

I, for example, can not get pleasure practicing on a dildo. As easily fooled as I am, I definitely have never thought the dildo’s getting off.

So to the first part I say yes. But if an extra hung guy can not get off getting sucked, he shouldn’t much do it. And if he is frustrated and unsatisfied, I say no to cklover’s observation that we cock suckers are the only ones getting pleasure – I can't see any pleasure in it.
 

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I have always used bananas as a practice fruit. Love the long thick curved ones. It made me very popular in college.
 

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Pffft . . . I could deepthroat a banana when I was 16. Truly, I decided to show off in front of a few friends one day . . .

Too bad you're so far away, I'd like you to give me lessons! Actually, I've always been able to deepthroat with only about 3 exceptions - one of them being my husband. As much as I enjoy giving him head and would LOVE to get ALL of his cock in my mouth, there's just too much girth given the fact that I have teeth. Fortunately, its the perfect size for my pussy and I am able to get him off orally.

As for eating pussy being more difficult - no way! Yes, if you aren't careful you could get a tongue cramp, but that's why you need to practice and develop your technique. :tongue: