ratlas: I watched quite a bizarre movie on video last week, The Amazing Transplant. The movie is about a confused awkard lad who becomes friends with a cool womanizing lab assistant. The lad is envious of the way the lab assistant can attract women. When the lab assistant gets sick and dies, the lad convinces a doctor to do a dick transplant from the dead lab assistant to himself hoping that he will gain the abiltiy to be a ladies man. The result of the operation is apprerhension by the cops for serial rape and murder. See, he got the dick of a perv. I am not making this up. The movie is part of the Something Weird video series. But the part of the film that would be of interest to this board is the featurette documentary at the end of the movie by a Dr Gordon Schindler. It is from a 1952 educational film about reproduction. He describes the 3 types of straight male members - The Prow, The Blunt and the Bottled penis. Complete with simplistic illustrations. Either the doctor didn't see much cock or he lacks imagination. I can picture a classroom of 1950's pre-adolescent kids looking at those giant illustrations thinking WTF. I can't wait to grow up. But ot the question of the 3 shapes, can we broaden the categories to more than Bottled, Blunt and Prow (Slight curve) shape?