Boardshorts

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by KoolKat, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. KoolKat

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    i was just wondering all you guys out there that wear boardshorts what you have on underneath, whether you have briefs or boxers or nothing underneath, tell of some embarassing boardshort stories too.
     
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    I freeball in boardshorts when swimming.

    The only fashion less restricting is skinnydipping.
     
  3. Pappy

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    Ditto on what Pecker said.
     
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    double ditto
     
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    I only wear boardshorts. One guess why :p But I don't wear anything under them, and I find it hilarious when Bennies like, com down and wear boxers under them.
     
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    boardshorts, nothing under :)
     
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    Nothing.
     
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    Boardshorts? Freeball! Always have.

    Embarrasing stories? Yah, willie has fallen out and become visible a few times when I didn't expect it.

    SG
     
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    if it's warm enough i freeball regardless :0
     
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    Ok, I'll show my age and ask, "What is a Bennie"??
     
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    Ok, I'll show my age and ask, "What is a Bennie"??
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    The fuckin pale touirists from the North who act like total dweebs. Ya know, they wear those straw hats, and wear shoes to the beach. No offense to any Bennies, but like, if yer gonna be on my beach, give us surfers some space. And those hats are ugly. Please do us all a favor and quit it.
     
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    Oh, and Pappy, it has nothin to do with age, as much as it has to do with culture. It's a surfer thing.
     
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    Now that i know what it means...where did the name bennie come from? i mean...why that word?
     
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    Now that i know what it means...where did the name bennie come from?
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    I dunno, Benny's been a term since the 60s.
     
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    Agreed.

    If you have to ask what is worn underneath boardshorts, then you might be a Benny.

    Can you imagine the rashes you would get mixing tighty whities with salt. OUCH!

    LOL
     
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    I dunno, Benny's been a term since the 60s.
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    Benny /beh'-nee / n.: (Archaic) A tanless tourist on the beach. Long ago, doctors believed the sun's rays were 'beneficial' to ones health, thus the term 'benny' was born. Synonyms: shoobie; fudgie. Origin: the Jersey Shore.
    MSN - Surfer Slang
     
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    Benny /beh'-nee / n.: (Archaic) A tanless tourist on the beach. Long ago, doctors believed the sun's rays were 'beneficial' to ones health, thus the term 'benny' was born. Synonyms: shoobie; fudgie. Origin: the Jersey Shore.
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    Well, now I know where it comes from. Makes sense considering my mom's a Jersey girl. I've been talkin the way I do since I learned how to talk. It's so totally cool havin a surfer for a mommy.
     
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    lighthouse: couldn't imagine wearing anything under boardshorts.

    The best part of boardshorts is that you can see the ridge of circumcised guys penises through the fabric.

    perhaps they are bennies because they like to eat at Bennigans? nice soft safe bland food, just like at home.
     
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    Nixxy, I wasn't implying that it was an ageist term, just figured it was something new from the younger generation. Thanks for clearing up the word and thanks to Pecker for his indepth meaning and origin.
     
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    I think tourists are total dweebs no matter where they're visiting. You should see the ones we got when I lived on Pine Ridge.

    As for bennies in particular, a friend of mine calls them coon-faces (e.g., because their sunglasses block all UV rays, they have a reverse raccoon mask).
     
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