Boardshorts

[yaoifun]

heh i guess i qualify as a Benny, minus the tacky straw hat and sunglasses and annoying behavior toward everyone around me. Im kinda pale though...Oh well! My problem!

 

[BCH]

I like to freeball too (it also looks hot)...but I can get hardon if the wind blows, so I (sometimes) have worn boxer briefs under. Now I know I looked like an idiot. Thanks Surfer What is a guy to do? If I get hard, your going to notice. Do I run for the water LOL

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by BCH@Feb 1 2005, 10:00 PM
I like to freeball too (it also looks hot)...but I can get hardon if the wind blows, so I (sometimes) have worn boxer briefs under. Now I know I looked like an idiot. Thanks Surfer What is a guy to do? If I get hard, your going to notice. Do I run for the water LOL

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I say wear yer hard on proudly, like a badge of honor.

 

[KoolKat]

What about under a wetsuit, do you wear nothing or what, where i come from it is too cold to freeball under boardies so everyone weres briefs or boxers

 

[onizuka]

we have are own bennies up here. they pay like 4000 on ski equipment and they can't even turn!!! or kids with twins who can't even do 360's ot 180's

 

[13788]

surf221: bennies are probably the best thing (finicially) that's happened to my town...my dad and his brother run a surf shop, and it's amazing how much useless crap tourists will buy...suckers...

on the boardshorts; nothing underneath. probably the most embarassing story involving those is when they get ripped off by an under tow or a fierce wave...then you have to say under and search around for them while every one else laughes at you...that's always fun

wetsuits i usually already have boardshorts or something like that under, especially if it's cold...but in the summer and spring defintely nada, it's more freeing that way

and if u get a hardon, take it like a champ...it happens to the best of us

 

[TallHungLB]

If it weren't for bennies I'd be out of a job!

Out here in Southern California I've never heard anyone use the term bennie, I guess I'll have to start it!
Why do all tourists insist on wearing black socks with sandals, an ugly hawaiin print shirt, sunglasses with a neck rope thing and shorts that show way too much thigh (if it's a woman than it's black lycra shorts! YIKES&#33

Anyway, back on topic. You gotta freeball in board shorts! And it's best if you get a chubby, nothings hotter than seeing a bulge in those shorts!

 

[Pecker]

I've just gotten an inspiration!

I'll open a chain of shops on beaches all over the USA selling ugly tropical shirts, outdated sunglasses, big straw hats, lycra, loud plaid bermudas, black socks and the piece de resistance: those rope thingies that hang around the neck.

I'll call it The Benny Barn.

(franchises available)

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by TallHungOC@Feb 2 2005, 04:31 PM
If it weren't for bennies I'd be out of a job!

Out here in Southern California I've never heard anyone use the term bennie, I guess I'll have to start it!
Why do all tourists insist on wearing black socks with sandals, an ugly hawaiin print shirt, sunglasses with a neck rope thing and shorts that show way too much thigh (if it's a woman than it's black lycra shorts! YIKES&#33

Anyway, back on topic. You gotta freeball in board shorts! And it's best if you get a chubby, nothings hotter than seeing a bulge in those shorts!

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I'm from SoCal too, and used it all the time. We also used shoobie. And I don't care how good they are for business, get the Hell off my beach if you can't treat it right or if you look like a clown.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Underwear shouldn't be worn under boardshorts. It's all about showing cock, and no one expects differently. Most of us have felt the urge to show off a bit at some time or other. Wearing boardshorts is an acceptable way to do it.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Feb 3 2005, 12:39 AM
Underwear shouldn't be worn under boardshorts. It's all about showing cock, and no one expects differently. Most of us have felt the urge to show off a bit at some time or other. Wearing boardshorts is an acceptable way to do it.

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And I bet you have the world looking at your crotch in boardshorts! Why couldn't I have been at the beach that day? From what you tell you have a lot of cock to show. I'm jealous.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by Pecker@Feb 2 2005, 08:13 PM
I've just gotten an inspiration!

I'll open a chain of shops on beaches all over the USA selling ugly tropical shirts, outdated sunglasses, big straw hats, lycra, loud plaid bermudas, black socks and the piece de resistance: those rope thingies that hang around the neck.

I'll call it The Benny Barn.

(franchises available)

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Hemp necklaces aren't a Benny item. My great grandpa taught me how to make hemp and shell jewelry, and I wear my hemp necklace almost all the time.

 

[Pecker]

No, nixie, not hemp. I meant those darned strings that have a stupid pouch with a velcro flap on them that hold change, Chapstick, zinc oxide or adhesive tape (for sunglasses frame repairs.) :wacko:

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by Pecker@Feb 3 2005, 04:22 PM
No, nixie, not hemp. I meant those darned strings that have a stupid pouch with a velcro flap on them that hold change, Chapstick, zinc oxide or adhesive tape (for sunglasses frame repairs.) :wacko:

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Oh! Yah, talk about lame to the tenth power.

 

[jonb]

I think that's the beach equivalent of the fanny pack. (Remember that number? Its fashion statement was "I'm a tourist from Europe. Rip me off.")

 

[yaoifun]

Oh gawd! You wouldnt believe the amount of those i saw at disney world when i went in 4th grade...and i thought i was gonna look like a tacky tourist! Some of the people i swear just should NOT be there, its almost embarassing being near them.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by yaoifun@Feb 3 2005, 10:53 PM
Oh gawd! You wouldnt believe the amount of those i saw at disney world when i went in 4th grade...and i thought i was gonna look like a tacky tourist! Some of the people i swear just should NOT be there, its almost embarassing being near them.

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Try strolling down Hollywood Beach when the Germans are in town. Talk about out of place

 

[txquis]

My elderly lesbian aunt gave me a fanny pack,
and insisted i wear it when we went somewhere together.
YIKES.
YIKES.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by txquis@Feb 4 2005, 04:59 PM
My elderly lesbian aunt gave me a fanny pack,
and insisted i wear it when we went somewhere together.
YIKES.
YIKES.

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Aww, poor Jeffy. If it makes you feel better, I intentionally made a huge faux pas by wearing socks with my sandals during disection days in Marine Science. Ain't no fuckin way I'm gettin shark guts on my feet. I don't own a pair of sneakers, so it's the next logical step, yah?

 

[yaoifun]

I miss having sandals. It's usually too cold to wear them here though. Not that i wouldn't, i just dont care for walking with cold feet.