Boats Sinking At Trump Boat Parade

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...caught up in a BLUE WAVE.... as it were. (or might that be "teal"?)
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LakeTravis.com - If it's on the Lake..It's Here !

Not long ago, Lake Travis near Austin, Texas was drying-up. Dire climatologists feared rains would never again come to Texas and the entire lake would resemble a dry playa, such as one finds out in the Mojave desert in California. That obviously hasn't happened.

The Oasis on Lake Travis is a splendid vantage point to watch inept, surprised drunken Trump boaters sink into the agua. Please note, I don't wish them physical ill and taking a swim in a Texas lake sounds delightful in the heat of summer. Also, a maritime vessel sinking in a lake isn't like striking an iceberg in the North Atlantic.

Pollsters have scientifically documented males who are likely to be typical rabid Trump enthusiasts in boat parades, rather than those going-off and playing golf or tennis. They discovered an identical correlation of men who quaff American beer to exess as opposed to sipping Premier Grand Cru Bordeaux wine. And with men who often ride motorcycles and wear cut-off tee-shirts over exploding stomachs. Unfortunately, men who demonstrate these personality traits seldom transition into Michael Phelps when a mini-emergency arises, such as occurred yesterday.

 
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