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Queef Karga: Got a bounty for you, Boba Fettish. Looks like another of Jabba the Slutt’s toys got sick of the buggering and decided to bugger off into the Dune Sea.
Boba Fettish: Good for him, let the poor bastard go.
Queef Karga: Look I don’t much like it either, but if you want your ship to fly again you need credits and the Slutt pays.
Boba Fettish: *sigh* all right, I’m on it.
Boba Fettish: Target tracked to a small cave in the Dune Sea. You in there…Fluffy?
Don’t resist and I don’t shoot. Stang, “Fluffy,” maybe I should just shoot the poor bastard.
Sith spawn! I knew you had some balls for defying Jabba the Slutt, but I didn’t think I’d be seeing them!
Sigh, all right you poor bastard, two for the wrists, one for the choobie! You know the drill.
Once we get back to the palace, we’ll be the cock of the walk! Heh heh. Sorry.
Boba Fettish: Good for him, let the poor bastard go.
Queef Karga: Look I don’t much like it either, but if you want your ship to fly again you need credits and the Slutt pays.
Boba Fettish: *sigh* all right, I’m on it.
Boba Fettish: Target tracked to a small cave in the Dune Sea. You in there…Fluffy?
Don’t resist and I don’t shoot. Stang, “Fluffy,” maybe I should just shoot the poor bastard.
Sith spawn! I knew you had some balls for defying Jabba the Slutt, but I didn’t think I’d be seeing them!
Sigh, all right you poor bastard, two for the wrists, one for the choobie! You know the drill.
Once we get back to the palace, we’ll be the cock of the walk! Heh heh. Sorry.