I've always felt that a woman who says she has big tits or is told she has big tits does not necessarily qualify as big-breasted, because a lot of the time, she's just fat. A measurement like 38D is entirely misleading if the stomach below sticks out almost as far. Bust should be measured in terms of how far they stick out from the gut, not the chest. Likewise, a big penis is only an asset aesthetically in terms of how far it sticks out relative to the stomach, not the pubic mound directly above it. (A long dick looks much longer on a thin man.) Thus a fat man with an 8 inch cock may only score 6 inches on my scale, because of his excess pounds. I recently thought of another aesthetic measurement: The difference between how fat your gut is and how fat your dick is. Now, before you start typing what you think are your measurements or run to get your tape-measure, keep in mind these two important things: 1. Your waist size is NOT the number on the tag in your pants. Unless you sport the Jimmy Stewart-1940s look, you wear your pants on your hips, not your waist. You have to measure around the very widest part of your stomach, usually near your belly button, around your love-handles. 2. A lot of girth measurements on this site are greatly overstated. My cock only measures 5" around for a solid, unassisted erection, but it is as thick or thicker than a lot of the dicks pictured on this site that claim 6" girth or more. Now, before you jump on me (no, not literally), let me say that I'm not talking about all of you. There are quite a number of beefy cocks and a few ridiculous almost-soda-can dicks. But many measurements are simply wrong. I don't know if it's due to exaggeration, lying, poor measurement procedure. I think it may be that we tend to make eye-ball guesses based on the numbers claimed by others. But when these numbers aren't accurate in the first place, we just continue to artificially drive the numbers up. So, I'll start out with my sad ratio. I recently gained a lot of weight, so my waist measurement is 45", making my girth vs. girth measurement 40". (45" minus 5"). When I get back to my former size, my waist will be about 35 to 36 inches, making the differential 30-31". That's a lot better, but I'm sure pathetic compared with some of you guys. How'd you guys score in this new rubric?