Body Part Trade Values

I would not exchange my boobs for any sized penis. Even in the dog days of summer.

Also. DD breast are fairly common. 8in weiners, despite claims here, are very rare.
 
I am certain my dogs would steal anything smaller than a B cup. I'd find my smaller tits under the couch with hair elastics, missing remotes and an old Cheeto.

Dusty Cheeto Tittehs *sigh*