Body Searches At Airport

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I'd be kind of afraid. I read a story about a guy who had a small cock and they posted the scans of it around the workplace, laughing their asses off about it. He found out and bludgeoned one of the responsible party nearly to death!

While I wouldn't beat someone up over that, I'd be afraid to show my face there again. Even if you aren't one of their coworkers, they could conceivably post it online for other people's amusement.
 

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I get a pat down in the crotch area nearly every time and always flying out of Pittsburgh, PA. Once in Pittsburgh, the guy stopped and asked what something was to the right of my crotch and I responded that it was my dick. And the TSA agent just kind of grinned at me. I thought he was going to ask about my heavy balls also, but he gave them a pat with his hand, paused and right when I thought he was going to ask, he said thank you, you are free to go and have a good flight. I grabbed my belt, shoes, phone and book off the conveyor and moved along before he had second thoughts. He was not attractive or my type, so I just wanted to advance to a bench to put in my shoes and belt.
 

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It just happened to me at the airport in Reno, Nevada. Went through the scanner, and a big yellow block appeared over my crotch and down my left leg. I knew what was coming. The guy explained how he had to pay down my butt and then swipe across and swipe down my crotch. So after he did it once, he said he would have to do it again. So I got two pat downs. I wanted to tell him it was my dick, but I restrained myself. Lol
 
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Same thing happened to me Thursday flying out of Orlando, I have TSA Pre and still got selected for random scan.
Didn't have much time before my flight took off and with the tram system there you have to take a tram to the terminals. The guy says that showed up on our scanners and I replied back that's my cock & balls and I'm also wearing a cock ring, you can check it out if you want.
A very cute black girl (TSA agent) just laughed and raised her eyebrows towards me. The guy said okay you can go. I was really bummed out that I didn't get a pat down because I was actually hanging low. After my shower that morning I had gone through a pretty intense pumping session my balls and cock were still Huge.
 

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Same thing happened to me Thursday flying out of Orlando, I have TSA Pre and still got selected for random scan.
Didn't have much time before my flight took off and with the tram system there you have to take a tram to the terminals. The guy says that showed up on our scanners and I replied back that's my cock & balls and I'm also wearing a cock ring, you can check it out if you want.
A very cute black girl (TSA agent) just laughed and raised her eyebrows towards me. The guy said okay you can go. I was really bummed out that I didn't get a pat down because I was actually hanging low. After my shower that morning I had gone through a pretty intense pumping session my balls and cock were still Huge.
That is a good story. Keep them coming.
 

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I'm average-sized, so I normally don't get the "what's down there" question, but if I put any kind of baby powder or lotion on my crotch, it shows up with that yellow block on the scanner and I get a pat-down.

NCbear (who told one TSA guy after three pat-downs in quick succession that I was already married, thanks)
 

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I'm average-sized, so I normally don't get the "what's down there" question, but if I put any kind of baby powder or lotion on my crotch, it shows up with that yellow block on the scanner and I get a pat-down.

NCbear (who told one TSA guy after three pat-downs in quick succession that I was already married, thanks)
Lol get story
 

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The pat-down happened to me once. When the officer felt my crotch, he said naively, "That doesn't FEEL like a gun." I said, "Well, my dick has been called a BIG GUN before."

I thought that would be enough to embarrass him, and, make him stop. He grabbed my balls, looked at me, and, said, "And these?" "Bullets for the big gun - you have me by the balls. Please let go.", I declared.

He finished. I flew to my destination.
 

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At the Dayton Airport, I got searched every fucking time! It got to the point where the agents, when they saw me, would just laugh and know that I would get dinged to have to get searched. One of the supervisors would laugh every time because it happened every week. One of the ladies who saw me weekly would make small talk with me while waiting for one of the guys to come over and conduct the search. It was joke to all of us.