Bone Pressed Measurements Should Go Away

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Why? It is an arbitrary measurement peddled as being objective with no particular justification.

The pubic bone creates a "starting" or "ending" point that corresponds with the skeletal structure. It creates a pretty constant, consistent point when combined with the standing position.
 

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Let's make things more overwrought and annoying by adding the following to the lexicon and expect everyone to use them:
A) Present Visual Length (PVL)
B) Present Useable Length (PUL)
C) That Last Bit That Can't Be Inserted And Nosuportneeded Hates You For But Is Definitely Part of Bone-Pressed Length (TLBTCBIANHYFBIDPOBPL)
 

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Actually, @Barwejon, shaving cream cans are the standard.

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I just measured my dick today it was 8 inches bone pressed.

Now here’s my question...

Why in hell would you measure without bone pressing? There could be obstacles to precise measurement like hair, fat pad ect?

So when people state their size it must be bone pressed measurement they’re going off of.
 
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