In the office, we have regular meetings around a glass table (the entire office, I work for Calvin Klein and there are usually around 30 people at the most. It doesn't help that I work in the underwear section and have to sufer meetings looking at possible ads for new underwear and having to stare at huge posters of guys wearing tight boxerbriefs. I am constantly having erections but thank god, i always bring a notepad into the meeting which I hide my crotch with. I work in NYC and like on the upper-east side so get the train to and from work, I once had NOTHING to cover up my hardon from the vibrations and went 22..yes '22' stops past. I got in trouble with the train company for going too far butjust paid the extra. I was 3 hours late getting back!
Boner at the office?
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In the office, we have regular meetings around a glass table (the entire office, I work for Calvin Klein and there are usually around 30 people at the most. It doesn't help that I work in the underwear section and have to sufer meetings looking at possible ads for new underwear and having to stare at huge posters of guys wearing tight boxerbriefs. I am constantly having erections but thank god, i always bring a notepad into the meeting which I hide my crotch with. I work in NYC and like on the upper-east side so get the train to and from work, I once had NOTHING to cover up my hardon from the vibrations and went 22..yes '22' stops past. I got in trouble with the train company for going too far butjust paid the extra. I was 3 hours late getting back!
I don't have a problem with boners at the office, but I have given a number of guys some major boners at the office just for the hell of it with some cleverly phrased e-mails and stories. It's amazing how fast they can get to the men's room covering the aforementioned "boners" up prior to an intense JO session and an explosive release of viscous matter. I got one off three times in one day! As one told me, I'm a "very naughty, naughty" man.:biggrin1:
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I can actually remember working at a Gas Station and having customers coming in while I slouched behind the counter with an erection tucked into my waistband.
It was never embarassing but it sure was distracting.
It was never embarassing but it sure was distracting.
Yeah, talking about gas station attendants...
I used to go to a gas station regularly just to see this guy with
this huge erection...it was always hard and highly visible through his
lightly padded vest...must have been up halfway from his nipples
to his shoulder...phew...I enjoyed filling up the tank there!
I used to go to a gas station regularly just to see this guy with
this huge erection...it was always hard and highly visible through his
lightly padded vest...must have been up halfway from his nipples
to his shoulder...phew...I enjoyed filling up the tank there!
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Maybe you should consider a medical career. The long (ish) white lab coats can be handy in such situations - but scrubs are just nasty!
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This was awful when I was a waiter. Now I can just hide in my office until it goes away.
aww You'd have been my favorite waiter. I'd have tipped a little extra. Poor starving man has to work so hard he never has time to wank.
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Any Openings in your office? :wink:
Oh Geez, I just realized as I was typing, how bad (good) "openings" could be construed, lol
It happens to me occassionally. My secretary, whom I've known for years, is really hot and I often get turned on looking at her wearing a tight top and short skirt. The only problem is she's my wife's best friend as well, so no hanky panky for me.
If she notices that I'm aroused she usually just says something like "You better put that thing away before you hurt someone with it", or "I need a raise if I'm going to have to work for two of you". So I don't worry about her, but it would be embarrassing if anyone else saw the boss going around with a boner in his pants.
I usually wear boxers because they're more comfortable, but I've considered going to briefs so I can restrain things a little if I get aroused. Just need to find some that are comfortable.
If she notices that I'm aroused she usually just says something like "You better put that thing away before you hurt someone with it", or "I need a raise if I'm going to have to work for two of you". So I don't worry about her, but it would be embarrassing if anyone else saw the boss going around with a boner in his pants.
I usually wear boxers because they're more comfortable, but I've considered going to briefs so I can restrain things a little if I get aroused. Just need to find some that are comfortable.
Yikes! It is like a daily occurence for me. Fortunately, I can stay in my office at my desk 'til it goes away. But if I need to get up and leave the office I do like Proudly Italian does and just grab it from my pocket and hold it as best I can. The only thing is though is that holding the hardon only excites me more....what's a guy to do?! :redface: :wink:
By the way, I know it may be juvenile but I love the word "Boner".
By the way, I know it may be juvenile but I love the word "Boner".
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Always handy to keep a flow chart (pardon the pun) or a file folder handy, it happens to me all the time
Well it's part of life! I like it when it happens most of the time, but it can be annoying when you need to stand up or something like that... I remember I had a lot of erection during classes in university, a mixture of hormones, boredom, sexy other students and hang-overs... by the time classes started most started their morning hard-ons . I usually try to think about some ugly guy/girl to make it go down, I had an occasional look but I don't mind...
. I usually try to think about some ugly guy/girl to make it go down, I had an occasional look but I don't mind...
Duane.Ament
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I haven't gotten an erection during a presentation since I was in high school, so I cannot relate.
I think that I would just try to be proud of my impressive piece of meat!
(Maybe jack off each morning before work?)
I think that I would just try to be proud of my impressive piece of meat!
(Maybe jack off each morning before work?)
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i walked into a guy's office that works with me. He took one look at my bulge and popped a huge bone. about 5" long, but as big as my wrist!
- yogo,
I recall when I used to work in the city that I obviously had frequent tube journeys - Hot weather, hot women, motion of the train, that would set me off, boner!
Rush hour always busy and packed trains, I once had a 20 minute journey where we were all packed in or nearly touching and I have this boner that was so obvious, adjustment did nothing to hide it. Surrounded by people, mainly guys, I didn't want it knocking against them, so I faced the seats and notice this hot girl/women looking as my bulge was rocking with the motion of the train, right in front of her, at face or should I say mouth level. It was all I could do not to blow my load, especially as when we went around a tight bend I lightly banged into her with my cock. God!, did I need to shoot, when I got to the office, that was the first thing on my agenda, jack and shoot, I was so hard, it only took seconds.
Embarrassing, yes, hot, yes - a shame that little beauty, didn't unzip and suck.
Rush hour always busy and packed trains, I once had a 20 minute journey where we were all packed in or nearly touching and I have this boner that was so obvious, adjustment did nothing to hide it. Surrounded by people, mainly guys, I didn't want it knocking against them, so I faced the seats and notice this hot girl/women looking as my bulge was rocking with the motion of the train, right in front of her, at face or should I say mouth level. It was all I could do not to blow my load, especially as when we went around a tight bend I lightly banged into her with my cock. God!, did I need to shoot, when I got to the office, that was the first thing on my agenda, jack and shoot, I was so hard, it only took seconds.
Embarrassing, yes, hot, yes - a shame that little beauty, didn't unzip and suck.
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This guy at a department store in my local mall always has a boner or half hardon showing. It's great for me because he's about 6'8" and I'm 5'10" so it's always in my face. I think he knows I stare too because whenever I shop there (which is frequently now) he manages to lean forward as I'm leaning down to sign the receipt. Verry Niicce!
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