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...I'd smother and wipe my rank pussy all over your entitled and arrogant face. You and your pencil dick, guys like you wind up with nothing.
 

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Lol "entitled"? So wanting a woman with good basic hygiene makes men arrogant & entitled with a pencil dick (because we all know if she has a bad smell, the guy MUST have a small penis right?)

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Avatarng - it sounds like this co-worker was more of a subordinate than a peer if you "had to send her home twice in one week to clean herself." If you were/are her boss, how did you phrase your first and second demand in such a way as to avoid a potential sexual harassment suit. I would think that even if she indeed smelled of rotten pussy you would still have to walk a fine line when confronting her. Sending her home in the middle of the day to clean herself, sounds like it could be construed as more offensive than the underlying odor. I think it would have to be done very carefully. Very carefully indeed. I'd be eager to hear how you did it and if there were any collateral effects (i.e., sudden resignation, EEOC complaint, lawsuit?)

Let's see here. The answer is easy. Talk to her in private.
1. You open the company P&P and show her the section "Personal Hygiene".
2. Read it together
4. She ask, Is there an issue with my personal hygiene??
5. My respond, "YES" then tell her to do something about it.
6. Her respond, my gosh I wish you tell me early. I am not feeling so well. What would you like me to do.
7. My respond, nothing personal but I need you to go home and perhaps see a doctor. Come back when you are well again.
8. Her respond, I will see the doctor. Thank you and sorry about the issue.
9. My respond, think nothing of it. Go home and I will see you later.

As you can see, I did not mention anything about her smelly pussy.

And I still keep my job and her as well. We work well together and no issue after that.
Stop acting like a lawyer once in a while. Please.
 
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"No issue after that?" You said in your original post, Avatarng, that you had to send this woman home two times in one week. It sounds like you did everything right, but it wasn't effective enough if she returned with that same stinky clam.

What did she mean by "not feeling so well." What was her illness that it manifested itself in the form of boner killing pussy smell?
 

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My GF has had this twice in the last year. Yes it's very embarrassing for her, yes it will knock the erection right off a cock.

It's nothing that can be fixed overnight. It can take a week or two to get everything right down there.

She's the only girl I've been with who has gotten this way, others a little stinky or fishy, yes, but this is a deal killer when it happens.
 
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ROGUISH75, I'm sorry that has happened with your girlfriend (and more sorry for her). At least it hasn't resulted in an end to your relationship. I guess I'm lucky in that the few times it's happened to me, I've been able to maintain my erection and cum. I think it has a lot to do with perception.

One trick that I have used is to think of the smell as a pheromone. Almost as though 'this is the way this woman's vagina is communicating with you,' through your sense of smell. In that manner, I have been able to imagine that the stinkier it gets, the more aroused the female is.

Believe it or not I was able to get past the smell and concentrate on such things as: the pinkness of her labia, curve of her buttocks, silkiness of her pubic hair, how much of my cock she was able to engulf, lushness of her breasts, tightness or creaminess of her pussy, and ultimately how she was - smell notwithstanding - managing to get me to bust my nuts. It was more in afterglow that I noticed the smell. We'd be laying there in a sea of her own musk - then I'd think, "Jesus, the whole room smells like this pussy." But that thought would pass, and I would still be able to go for a Round 2.
 

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"No issue after that?" You said in your original post, Avatarng, that you had to send this woman home two times in one week. It sounds like you did everything right, but it wasn't effective enough if she returned with that same stinky clam.

What did she mean by "not feeling so well." What was her illness that it manifested itself in the form of boner killing pussy smell?

She knew what I was talking about (her smelly pussy). I did not ask her what is the issue because I respect her enough.

Send her home the second time because I told her "I don't think she is not feeling well enough to come back to work".
 

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ROGUISH75, I'm sorry that has happened with your girlfriend (and more sorry for her). At least it hasn't resulted in an end to your relationship. I guess I'm lucky in that the few times it's happened to me, I've been able to maintain my erection and cum. I think it has a lot to do with perception.

One trick that I have used is to think of the smell as a pheromone. Almost as though 'this is the way this woman's vagina is communicating with you,' through your sense of smell. In that manner, I have been able to imagine that the stinkier it gets, the more aroused the female is.

Believe it or not I was able to get past the smell and concentrate on such things as: the pinkness of her labia, curve of her buttocks, silkiness of her pubic hair, how much of my cock she was able to engulf, lushness of her breasts, tightness or creaminess of her pussy, and ultimately how she was - smell notwithstanding - managing to get me to bust my nuts. It was more in afterglow that I noticed the smell. We'd be laying there in a sea of her own musk - then I'd think, "Jesus, the whole room smells like this pussy." But that thought would pass, and I would still be able to go for a Round 2.

This isnt a normal pussy smell, there is no way to turn it into a pheromone. It's a sick very upset pussy smell. Like go to,the doctor and get meds, sick pussy.

She knows too, of course it upsets her, as it's not a normal smell and it bothers her as she doesn't know what/why etc. but she knows I love her and we will get through a week or two of sick pussy. Not a big deal. Missionary type positions you can work, flip her over and get too far above it and whoa, look out.
 

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I totally read the title of this thread as noun/verb/noun/verb ("kill boners, smell pussies") and thought it would make a fucking metal name for a band.