Evening womangs of Lipsig,
So, as the title suggests, this is a booby contest. Tell me which one of these is your favourite booby. Let me introduce you to the contenders:
The Blue-Footed Booby has a more stylish footwear wardrobe than Imelda Marcos:
The Brown Booby has a sleek suaveness with a hint of identity theft, masquerading as slightly duck-like:
The Masked Booby can be found robbing a bank near you:
The Nazca Booby has a troubling penchant for drinking bad beer and waving flags with dubious, racist pasts:
Peruvian Booby has a go getting head for heights, and always bails at the sign of trouble:
And then last, but definitely not least, the Red-Footed Booby never leaves the nest without her trademark, slick make up style:
So, as the title suggests, this is a booby contest. Tell me which one of these is your favourite booby. Let me introduce you to the contenders:
The Blue-Footed Booby has a more stylish footwear wardrobe than Imelda Marcos:
The Brown Booby has a sleek suaveness with a hint of identity theft, masquerading as slightly duck-like:
The Masked Booby can be found robbing a bank near you:
The Nazca Booby has a troubling penchant for drinking bad beer and waving flags with dubious, racist pasts:
Peruvian Booby has a go getting head for heights, and always bails at the sign of trouble:
And then last, but definitely not least, the Red-Footed Booby never leaves the nest without her trademark, slick make up style: