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Book: "How to Live With a Huge Penis"

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by bulgeguy, Apr 20, 2010.

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    I found this book in Urban Outfitters, "How to live with a Huge Penis". It tries to be funny, and talks about men dealing with "OMG"... Oversized Male Genitalia. I only skimmed through it, and didn't think it was funny enough. Clever idea, just doesn't work for me.

    On the inside cover, you can self-diagnose yourself.
     

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    really like the pic w/the book though. and hey, if you only just skimmed it... then... where did you take this pic? whipped it out in urban outfitters?
     
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    oh wow, I'm 6'...hmmm
     
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    Oh, I did buy the book... I didn't care whether it was any good or not, with a title like that I just HAD to buy it and share it with lpsg!
     
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    heh, i like the inside cover as well :eek: creative enough
     
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    Here's an excerpt:

    "Definition
    OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia)
    A genetic birth defect that causes the penis to grow absurdly large. The condition is thought to affect about 1 million American men, though that number may be artificially low due to underreporting. OMG is usually diagnosed between the ages of 12 and 14, although late-onset OMG has been reported in men as old as 25. There are currently no known causes or treatments and no known adverse physical effects; however, the condition is usually accompanied by serious psychological problems beginning in adolescence."

    That's the opening statement of the book. It almost sounds like it's taking the subject matter seriously, because as some of you may have experienced, being an early bloomer CAN be very distressing at times. I had my share of embarrassing moments.

    But then the book has sections like "Huge Penises in History" where it says "A young Albert Einstein once pondered how long it would take light to travel from one end of his gigantic penis to the other, a question that ultimately led to the Theory of Special Relativity."

    So sometimes the book is completely absurd, and other times it's trying to make the joke that having a large penis is a disease. I'm not offended by the book, it just isn't funny.
     
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    I have a feeling this book is satirical. I think I'd buy it lol.
     
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    According to the 2nd image in your post, the book calls 5" inches as average and 6" as well endowed. Looks like the author failed at math.

    Other than that, from what you describe the book sounds funny enough to read at least once.
     
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    Does it mention girth at all or is it the typical fixation on length?
     
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    I wonder if there's any validity to that? I swear my dick grew at least an inch from when I was 22 to when I was 28 or so. I had measured it when I was like 21-22 and it was in the 6.5" range... A girl I slept with after getting divorced several years later swore it was big, I disagreed, we measured it and I was 7.5". Later, I lost a bit of weight and it was almost 8" until I gained some of the weight back... No joke.
     
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    i saw this at Spencer's and almost bought it...but opted for a Spider-Man shotglass instead. ;)
     
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    that's awsome I wanna get that book lol
     
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    This is interesting. It arouses my curiosity. Before I came here, I knew almost nothing about penii except my personal experiences I've has with having sex with penii.

    Men's faces continue to mature during their twenties and some men don't stop becoming taller until their early twenties. Has anyone else experienced this? Does anyone else think his penis continued to get bigger during his twenties?
     
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    One would think that I don't know how to measure or something, but my education is in architecture/engineering. Trust me, I know how to read a ruler. lol... There were times when my exwife would suggest that I felt 'bigger', but when you're with the same girl for 7 years, shit happens. It wasn't until this other girl, who I had been with a short while when I was 23, and was then with again when I was 29 that I discovered that my dick had apparently grown. (my exwife and I broke up for a bit when we were dating, I dated this other girl for a bit, and then got back with the exwife and we got married)... On an aside, I actually went all the way to the age of 32, having slept with only 3 women my entire life.

    I also got much hairier during the same period... Like when I was 22, I couldn't really grow a 'full beard', had no hair on my stomach, and not a whole lot on my arms and chest. That's simply not the case now, as I'm quite hairy. (there are of course pictures from the beach and stuff that show this quite clearly). But I didn't grow any taller, I was pretty much done with that when I was 18-19. (I'm 6'4")

    I posted about this before, in response to a thread where a handful of others reported similar experiences.
     
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    im going to read this book in public
     
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    We had ours sitting on the bathroom counter for all our guests to peruse. Always a big hit.
     
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    Yes, it has a circle chart in the back page.
     
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    I like the chart...haha. but I'm buying the book.
     
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    Your comments are always priceless!
     
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    That just wouldn't be cool. Not near modest enough. To place such a book in one's bathroom library, seems more appropriate.
     
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    I'm sure there's some validity as I've experienced it too. I grew in thickness though, not length.
     
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    I hate to break it to you guys, but it is possible to enlarge your dick.
     
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    My family grows well into their twenties, all over, not just between the legs. I myself grew an inch my sophomore year of college...wish it had been my breasts.
     
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    Not to brag, but I'm off the chart. Ok, I am bragging, but it just feels right in this instance. :)
     
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    So I've heard...
    but I didn't do anything for it to happen...
     
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    My theory is that even sex or masturbation, depending on how it's done, can and will facilitate growth.
     
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    Why don't we have a book called "How to live with a huge pussy"?

    Or at least a forum of "Sex with large pussies".....

    Large Pussy Support Group somewhere?

    sexist, isn't it? hee hee hee
     
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    Ya, it's a bunch of cat lovers complaining how fat there cats are.
     
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