Boot Joke

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  1. ghb69

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    A man goes out buys a pair of genuine snake skin cowboy boot. Being so proud of his new purchase, and trying to impress his wife, he wears them around the house all day. After dinner, and his wife never mentioning the new boots, he goes to the bedroom strips and walks into the living room wearing only the boots. Says to his wife, "well what do you think." Looking up she says, "limp as always." He replys, "no its looking at my new boot." To which his wife says, "you should have spent the money on a new hat."l
     
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