Bopperbasting ?

[B_New End]

bopperbasting is highly overrated. I like exit820 better.

 

[curious_angel]

bopperbasting is highly overrated. I like exit820 better.

Bopperbasting cannot be overrated. Fact.:yup:

 

[B_New End]

Bopperbasting cannot be overrated. Fact.:yup:

It would be pretty hot with you, I gotta admit.

 

[MickeyLee]

is it true that Canadians are the best at bopperbasting?

 

[Fuzzy_]

The bopperbasting tutorials online suck. None of them know what they're doing.

 

[chesschess]

If someone one this forum told you Bopperbasting is
Then the rest of us would have to kill you.
Well, not really, but all the rest of us would have to Bopperbaste you
Which would be better thank killing you
But not by much
At least you would die happy.

 

[chesschess]

If someone one this forum told you Bopperbasting is
Then the rest of us would have to kill you.
Well, not really, but all the rest of us would have to Bopperbaste you
Which would be better thank killing you
But not by much
At least you would die happy.

As you can see, just thinking about bopperbasting gets me so excited my grammar goes right out the window. So did Bopperbasting.

 

[ericbear]

Oh no! Don't tell me bopperbasting is back in style again! Not after I just repainted the kitchen and bought a new blender! I'll tell you one thing, bopperbaste at my house, and you're going to clean it up!

 

[Novaboy]

I haven't thought of bobberbasting since Jeff Black and Alex 8 were into it.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

No, Alex wasn't into it so much. It was Jeff and that Lord Pendragon guy, if memory serves.

Those were my salad days, to be sure, but they were also the days of the most soul-exploding, death-summoning orgasms I ever had. And now all that has somehow faded away. You don't hear anything about b-basting today. It's like that whole life of living on the edge, on the precipice between joy and extinction, has lost its savour.

Maybe we've given up. Grown up? Given in?

I feel very sad.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

If someone one this forum told you what Bopperbasting is
Then the rest of us would have to kill you.
Well, not really, but all the rest of us would have to Bopperbaste you
Which would be better thank killing you
But not by much
At least you would die happy.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather face extinction through a b-basting squad than a firing squad.
"Better than killing you but not by much"?
Nooooo, chess. You forget the joys of bopperbasting — the sense of infinity, of unity, of the most liberating satiety.
And if there's a better time to quit this vale of tears than when no fibre of your being can remember ever wanting any thing at all — well, that's the time to grab your hat, if you can, and say Thank You and Goodbye.
If there's more art in a good ending than a good beginning, a lot of lives could be put right.
We all knew this not so long ago. And then the practice .... well, what did it do? Faded out. Turned to dust and blew away. Found more fervent takers.
And that was that.
Funny place, this world.

 

[DaisyDoesIt]

I heard some people talking about this recently. Not sure if I am spelling it right - but apparently it is something you can only do if you have a really big cock.

Anyone know?

It's a fall 'thing'.
It has to do with hunting geese, unarmed and naked. Low cloud cover helps.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

It's a fall 'thing'.
It has to do with hunting geese, unarmed and naked. Low cloud cover helps.

Okay, this was the Standard First-Pass Pastoral Fantasy which everyone used until the Third Manoeuvre.
Very well remembered, actually, Daisy.
But there were others, if people stayed enrolled.

 

[DaisyDoesIt]

later perverted by metros, with no access to geese/cornfields.
pumpkins and vacant lots became a poor substitute, plus a very slippery place to walk....

 

[chesschess]

Ah Conan, I stand - corrected (if that is even possible when bopperbasting)! How could I have ever forgotten?

but it has been so long . . . . .

 

[rtg]

Wtf is it.....!!!!!!!

 

[rtg]

Wtf is it.....!!!!!!!

 

[Infernal]

Basting a bopper takes hours. Is it really worth it ?

 

[Haggard_Wisdom]

Wtf is it.....!!!!!!!

Remember the Faith No More song 'Epic'?

What is it?
It's it.
What is it?
It's it.
What is it?
It's it

What is it?

I think that song was about Bopperbasting!

 

[ConanTheBarber]

Ah Conan, I stand - corrected (if that is even possible when bopperbasting)! How could I have ever forgotten?

but it has been so long . . . . .

Like with everyone else, chess, when you've been on a summit so high, you just can't remember the details once you're back on Mainland Earth.
And it's probably better that way. Lots of self-deception, but if we didn't strategically forget, our whole lives would stand in the shadow of those peak b-basting moments.
My take, anyway, chess.