If someone one this forum told you what Bopperbasting is
Then the rest of us would have to kill you.
Well, not really, but all the rest of us would have to Bopperbaste you
Which would be better thank killing you
But not by much
At least you would die happy.
Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather face extinction through a b-basting squad than a firing squad.
"Better than killing you but not by much"?
Nooooo, chess. You forget the joys of bopperbasting — the sense of infinity, of unity, of the most liberating satiety.
And if there's a better time to quit this vale of tears than when no fibre of your being can remember ever wanting any thing at all — well, that's the time to grab your hat, if you can, and say Thank You and Goodbye.
If there's more art in a good ending than a good beginning, a lot of lives could be put right.
We all knew this not so long ago. And then the practice .... well, what did it do? Faded out. Turned to dust and blew away. Found more fervent takers.
And that was that.
Funny place, this world.