Given the opportunity to take advantage of you while you are somewhat or totally inebriated, Steve, you are 18 inches long and 12 inches thick, uncut with a massive foreskin, huge balls each the size of a grapefruit, and there are women lined up for miles just waiting to try you out. They will all possibly die of ecstasy at your sexual mastery and the magnificence that is you, and it will take the mortician a week to wipe the smiles off their faces if they survive. You are God's gift to women. You are a legend and inspiration to all men!
Hi Steve,
Well, you're certainly a cute guy. Whatever size you have, I'm sure it's quite nice as well. Come on in and get comfortable. I'll show you mine if you show me yours .
~RC
Hi Steve,
Well, you're certainly a cute guy. Whatever size you have, I'm sure it's quite nice as well. Come on in and get comfortable. I'll show you mine if you show me yours .
~RC
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