Bothered by husband's fetishes

Guy-jin

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Elvis. :tongue:

She just got some confusion from people who couldn't understand why she wasn't more openminded sexually when her profile said that. I was just trying to be helpful. Cuz when my profile says 50/50, it MEANs 50/50.

And as Drifter's comments intimate, this marriage is suffering from miscommunications.

I did not realize "50/50" meant "openminded sexually". I thought it meant "bisexual". Not "into scat porn and sneaking around behind your significant other's back". :tongue: I honestly can't believe anyone even uses those percentages for anything at this point. 99% straight, anyone?

Also, Elvis isn't dead, man.
 

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I did not realize "50/50" meant "openminded sexually". I thought it meant "bisexual". Not "into scat porn and sneaking around behind your significant other's back". :tongue: I honestly can't believe anyone even uses those percentages for anything at this point. 99% straight, anyone?

Also, Elvis isn't dead, man.


He came back, man...

and the acceptance of same sex partnerings or both is only one sort of sexual open-mindedness. The two things are not equivalent, but rather one is subset of the other.
 

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All these posts, total waste of time ROFL. With the first reply being an exception, I guess.

But in short, throw your man a friggin bone, OP. Tell him he has a big dick, the biggest you've ever had. Tell him how much you love it all the time, especially while it's in your mouth.

That will instantly solve your problem.

Or....make a big deal out of it, open up threads on messageboards to get emotional validation from other women, monitor his internet usage, push counseling on him (for no other reason than him just being a man with a healthy sex drive), and give him ultimatums.

Yeah, that'll save your marriage. OR...just give your man what he wants, what a concept!

I don't know what else to say other than...."women...."
*smh