No problem. My sarcasm was a bit rough. I have to remember you guys don't know me that well yet.
Now, the sex n00b has more questions:
#1 - Is there a name for this magic startup position?
#2 - Does anyone else worry about falling off the bed? Has it ever happened to you?
#3 - Do you know any other gay guys who don't hook-up when given the opportunity? Some SCORCHING HOT guys have hit on me (not just flirting, very very forward - guaranteed sex) and I get a lot of shit from my friends for not going home with them. Even my girlfriends are calling me a woman!