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Bottoms Cleaning

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Hey,

I have a question about how you clean yourself out before sex. Usually I like to use a squirter? (It is a small squirting aparatus that you suck water into then use to clean out your nether regions) My question is how many times do you squirt and release water to clean out your bottom? I usually do it about 5 times but I find that sometimes there is more water going in than coming out? Like it may get stuck past the second ring and not want to release...am I doing something wrong? Is there a better way to go about this? I usually clean about an hour before sex while in the shower.

Please let me know your routines, thanks!
 

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As a top I've had the somewhat unpleasant experience of being in the middle of fucking the bejaysus out of a bottom, really deeply and all of a sudden finding my crouch covered in dirty douche water because I had been penetrating the guy's second sphincter. I don't have any advice but I know some bottoms swear by Psyllium husk as a way of cleaning their bowel and trying not to douche anything more than their rectum.
 

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As a top I've had the somewhat unpleasant experience of being in the middle of fucking the bejaysus out of a bottom, really deeply and all of a sudden finding my crouch covered in dirty douche water because I had been penetrating the guy's second sphincter. I don't have any advice but I know some bottoms swear by Psyllium husk as a way of cleaning their bowel and trying not to douche anything more than their rectum.


fucking the bejayus out of someone sounds very fun , i wanna experience this :p
 

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As a top I've had the somewhat unpleasant experience of being in the middle of fucking the bejaysus out of a bottom, really deeply and all of a sudden finding my crouch covered in dirty douche water because I had been penetrating the guy's second sphincter. I don't have any advice but I know some bottoms swear by Psyllium husk as a way of cleaning their bowel and trying not to douche anything more than their rectum.

I as a bottom seem to have experienced a long time ago once as described a dirty douce water ... had not heard of psyllium husk so I
googled to find - any comments from those that have experience, please advise/comment:


Possible Reasons For Psyllium Husk Side Effects


1. If psyllium is taken with a drug or medication, the lack of that drug being absorbed can cause certain symptoms, sometimes dangerous ones, to occur. It is possible that these symptoms may be taken for an allergic reaction.
2. If a diabetic takes it in excess with, before or soon after a meal, the psyllium can bind any sugar in the intestines. Thus prevents sugar from being absorbed by the body and instead is excreted with the psyllium fiber. This can cause hyperglycemia or low blood sugar.
3. If you take one teaspoon of psyllium husks, followed by a very little water, you are going to feel choked and maybe even breathlessness. As soon as the psyllium in the throat gets wet it expands in volume. it will not form a flowing gel-like substance but will form a sticky gooey substance which cannot move easily. This will fill the throat and you will feel like choking.
4. You may even feel nauseated and bloated if you take too much psyllium. The bulk expands too a great volume, fills the whole stomach, gives a bloated feeling and can even make you want to vomit.
It is therefore important to put take just a teaspoon of psyllium in a glass of water or juice, mix it and drink it, followed by two more glasses of water or juice.
4. If you take too much, say two tablespoon in only one glass of water. And you do not drink enough water after that, you can become severely constipated, as the psyllium bulk becomes hard due to a lack of water and blocks the colon.
5. The bulk fiber of psyllium will move out whatever is in the intestines, including the good bacteria. If the healthy bacteria are not replaced with probiotics, you are going to have gas production and feel bloated. It is a good idea to take probiotics daily.
6. Those who have allergic reactions must rule out the reasons above, especially the first one. If they have ruled out all and still have allergies, stop consuming it and consult your doctor.

Thanks
 

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I as a bottom seem to have experienced a long time ago once as described a dirty douce water ... had not heard of psyllium husk so I
googled to find - any comments from those that have experience, please advise/comment:


Possible Reasons For Psyllium Husk Side Effects


1. If psyllium is taken with a drug or medication, the lack of that drug being absorbed can cause certain symptoms, sometimes dangerous ones, to occur. It is possible that these symptoms may be taken for an allergic reaction.
2. If a diabetic takes it in excess with, before or soon after a meal, the psyllium can bind any sugar in the intestines. Thus prevents sugar from being absorbed by the body and instead is excreted with the psyllium fiber. This can cause hyperglycemia or low blood sugar.
3. If you take one teaspoon of psyllium husks, followed by a very little water, you are going to feel choked and maybe even breathlessness. As soon as the psyllium in the throat gets wet it expands in volume. it will not form a flowing gel-like substance but will form a sticky gooey substance which cannot move easily. This will fill the throat and you will feel like choking.
4. You may even feel nauseated and bloated if you take too much psyllium. The bulk expands too a great volume, fills the whole stomach, gives a bloated feeling and can even make you want to vomit.
It is therefore important to put take just a teaspoon of psyllium in a glass of water or juice, mix it and drink it, followed by two more glasses of water or juice.
4. If you take too much, say two tablespoon in only one glass of water. And you do not drink enough water after that, you can become severely constipated, as the psyllium bulk becomes hard due to a lack of water and blocks the colon.
5. The bulk fiber of psyllium will move out whatever is in the intestines, including the good bacteria. If the healthy bacteria are not replaced with probiotics, you are going to have gas production and feel bloated. It is a good idea to take probiotics daily.
6. Those who have allergic reactions must rule out the reasons above, especially the first one. If they have ruled out all and still have allergies, stop consuming it and consult your doctor.

Thanks
YIKES!!!! This is why a genaral high fiber diet is your best bet. If you get enough insoluble and soluble fibe, know your bm rhythm, and do a quick clean out (deeper if extended play or deep play is desired) you should be good. I try to wait an hour after cleanig out before engaging in anal. Ideally two. I usually do a deep clean, wait an hour and then a very shallow where i am pushing out as the water flows in. It tends to help any excess water traped in the sigmoid to flow free while not letting more get stuck (a shallow rinse so to speak)

Now this is if I am planning a full night and morning activity (as it tends to ensure that I will be clear until later in the afternoon) If it is a quicky or moring play isn't happening or at least no anal, then I wont do as much.

Now this works for me and you need to find what works for you. For me, after a deep clean, walking around a bit helps move any liquid on down.
 

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If I'm expecting (planning or hoping) to be with a hung top, I'm sure to use my shower hose, give it an hour to expel, then use a large toy to prep and ensure there's nothing unpleasant waiting around the bend. That's usually good for 24 hours.
 

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I've recommended these before. I will use a Shur Shot when I'm at home and if I'm travelling, then I'll carry the aptly named Travel Shur Shot which will just attach to a sink or bath nozzle.

Usually, a combination of proper diet for 24 hours before I know I'm going to bottom or simply a good irrigation in a pinch will get me through without any embarrassing accidents.

JT's Stockroom - The Shur Shot
JT's Stockroom - Travel Shur Shot
 

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Yeah, if you're going to use the squirter, and you want to be 100% of no blowback during sex, you've gotta allow yourself several hours - like 3+ - to make sure you've cleared out anything you ran in the wrong way.

Agree, and not high pressure of water -- lower the flow and at
least 3-hours before.
 

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Is this info mostly for guys? Honestly, it sounds like a lot of work. I've never done all this before.
 

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If your diet is good you should not have a problem being generally clean. I don't go through anything special in the cleaning area. Squirting something up there and waiting three hours seems like you might as well not do anything and just do it. You know when you have to shit or not?

I know that I with a normal diet of mixture of fruits veggies, yogurt, and oatmeal, I know that I am pretty generally clean. Bananas help a lot. Very personal, but going to the bathroom I am very clean as well.
 

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If your diet is good you should not have a problem being generally clean. I don't go through anything special in the cleaning area. Squirting something up there and waiting three hours seems like you might as well not do anything and just do it. You know when you have to shit or not?

I know that I with a normal diet of mixture of fruits veggies, yogurt, and oatmeal, I know that I am pretty generally clean. Bananas help a lot. Very personal, but going to the bathroom I am very clean as well.


I'm willing to believe that you personally are a clean bottom. However I've met guys who make similar claims to yours about just having a good diet and being regular and not needing to douche or anything, and come away with a poopy peepee. Just sayin. :redface:



psyllium is the best way to keep clean and balanced in general

I take 1 tablespoon each day mixed in a tall glass of juice and have done so for years.


That's certainly what most of the most experienced bottoms I know do too.
 
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i read about the sweet corn trick on this forum before , in your last meal eat sweetcorn then when you found them while cleaning you know you got everything
 

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yes i agree fooobar because that the same way i go about getting ready to recive some hot deep anal play
 

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I find it hard to believe that everyone knows three hours in advance of when they are going to bottom? Is this really how it is? Like, are Tuesdays your sex day or something and you prepare in the day? What if you work, what if you are in a relationship where sex isn't planned on a schedule? (Mine)

Most of the answers are pretty useful though! But no one has addressed the problem of getting rid of the stuck fluid behind the second ring. Very peculiar problem. Psyillium is just a supplement you take to keep you regular? I know I am regular but the human body doesn't always follow a strict schedule and I want to make sure I am clean down there - especially for rimming/etc.

Thanks for your answers so far if anyone has any other suggestions please keep them coming!
 

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psyllium is the best way to keep clean and balanced in general

I take 1 tablespoon each day mixed in a tall glass of juice and have done so for years.

Thanks to you, as of today I've started/added this as daily 'regiment'.
 

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I didn't read every post so not sure if anyone else mentioned this. Psyllium Husk is used in Fiber Thearpy supplements such as Metamucil. If taken orally with plenty of water it makes you have the necessary fiber in your body to produce a harder stool and keep you from having pollops which in turn will help keep you from having colon cancer. Reason I know, I have to take Metamucil for fiber thearpy because when I had a colonoscopy they found a pollop and this is what the Dr. told me to take to get more fiber in my system. Never heard of using it to clean out your bum before sex.
 

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All you need is something similar to this..
Amazon.com: Cleanstream Enema Bulb, Blue: Health & Personal Care

I'm currently using a syringe for the ear that looks very close to the piece above.. Because it's small I must use it 6 or more times.. Obviously it depends how much "stuff" is in your system.. Once the water coming out of your ass is clean then you're done.. Could take 5 times or 10, who knows.. You must sit on the toilet for a while to make sure everything comes out.. It doesn't just occur in 1 large flow and you're done.. Sit there for a bit and then another flow will eventually come and you'll be done.. It usually takes me 45 minutes to clean out..

Most likely you'll have to visit the toilet again an hour later to make sure your everything is out.. You'll feel better and getting banged will be so easy..