Bought Mediums when I NEED a Large and I can't wait to show off....

[ManTubeula]

I recently bought a 5 pack of briefs because i'd love to post some new progress photos and the athletic briefs cover far too much... I purchased a size too small because I think I know what the people like... and the people love a heavy bulge that tests the elastic supports and burst at every seam possible.. The people want a basket that protrudes so far, you get a clear window to both veined horse nuts on each side. They would be pleased to see a pulsing roadmap of thick and thin veins and a clearly outlined plum-sized cockhead through the fabric...they'd want to see me jump, they'd love to see me turn around..how crazy my post-gym glute pump gets..I think they'd want to see me oiled up and sweaty from flexing.. I tried them on today and they fulfill all of these requirements. These are the type of underwear you can't wear in public unless your thirsting for attention... This post would have been accompanied by a photo or two but alas I have carelessly smashed my phone at the gym, and you'll just have to use your imagination....cheers

 

[My name is Yum Yum gimme some]

I recently bought a 5 pack of briefs because i'd love to post some new progress photos and the athletic briefs cover far too much... I purchased a size too small because I think I know what the people like... and the people love a heavy bulge that tests the elastic supports and burst at every seam possible.. The people want a basket that protrudes so far, you get a clear window to both veined horse nuts on each side. They would be pleased to see a pulsing roadmap of thick and thin veins and a clearly outlined plum-sized cockhead through the fabric...they'd want to see me jump, they'd love to see me turn around..how crazy my post-gym glute pump gets..I think they'd want to see me oiled up and sweaty from flexing.. I tried them on today and they fulfill all of these requirements. These are the type of underwear you can't wear in public unless your thirsting for attention... This post would have been accompanied by a photo or two but alas I have carelessly smashed my phone at the gym, and you'll just have to use your imagination....cheers

Don't tease me, bro!

 

[ManTubeula]

Don't tease me, bro!

oh i'm teasin' and there's nothing. you can do about it....well..not nothing

 

[JBD_Mikk]

Meanwhile, those of use who already wear size small can only dream of such a fortuitous mistake!

I could be wrong, but somehow I feel that if I wrote about buying a size too big and how it loosely concealed everything in an ill-fitting way, the story would be way less interesting

 

[ManTubeula]

depends on how you write it to be honest... it'd be your story to make as scintillating and sexy as possible. bulges of all types get somebody aroused here...

 

[JBD_Mikk]

depends on how you write it to be honest... it'd be your story to make as scintillating and sexy as possible. bulges of all types get somebody aroused here...

You're very kind to say that, but to me it's definitely way sexier when it's too small - the only way I can do that myself is ordering online with Asian sizing lol!

But that's beside the point, really... Until you un-smash your phone, we'll just have to let our imaginations run wild with your stimulating storytelling

 

[ManTubeula]

i've been pumping for the occasion...wouldn't want to disappoint

 

[Troy71]

Need extra large here but wear mediums or small pretty much all the time.

Proper size feels odd now.

 

[Perfectsix]

I like to wear size micro

 

[rockmusl1]

You're very kind to say that, but to me it's definitely way sexier when it's too small - the only way I can do that myself is ordering online with Asian sizing lol!

But that's beside the point, really... Until you un-smash your phone, we'll just have to let our imaginations run wild with your stimulating storytelling

Uh, I just checked your pics. You fill out briefs just fine, IMHO.

 

[JBD_Mikk]

Uh, I just checked your pics. You fill out briefs just fine, IMHO.

Haha yeah I'm big enough in the front... what I was getting at is that with a small waist, I can't easily "size down" to something that's way too small for me since I already get the smallest commonly available size

 

[ManTubeula]

nobody talks about the struggle of having such a small waist, a thick muscular bubble and heavy basket.. If you go too big for comfort, the elastic around the waist is too loose and if you go too small you'll end up digging your underwear from under your balls all day in discomfort.... I'm just going small for the look... I couldn't walk around in these particular mediums...thanks for reviving this thread.. i almost forgot