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What are these fucking white stains on your boxer shorts you bastard," shrieked my wife Rilla.
"Now just calm down," I replied, "It's not what you think it is, it's toothpaste."
"Toothpaste?" Rills laughed, "How did you manage to get toothpaste down there you lying bastard?"
"For some reason the babysitter Whoreta insisted on brushing her teeth before sucking me off," I replied.
"Now just calm down," I replied, "It's not what you think it is, it's toothpaste."
"Toothpaste?" Rills laughed, "How did you manage to get toothpaste down there you lying bastard?"
"For some reason the babysitter Whoreta insisted on brushing her teeth before sucking me off," I replied.