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What are these fucking white stains on your boxer shorts you bastard," shrieked my wife Rilla.

"Now just calm down," I replied, "It's not what you think it is, it's toothpaste."

"Toothpaste?" Rills laughed, "How did you manage to get toothpaste down there you lying bastard?"

"For some reason the babysitter Whoreta insisted on brushing her teeth before sucking me off," I replied.
 

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a man and woman after blissful sex turned to his wife and said "darling tell me something that will make me both happy and sad"...thinking momentarily, she replied "oh, that is easy sweetheart. You have a bigger dick than all the men in your office..even your boss"...the man promply fainted!!