Brad Pitt: I'll Marry When Everyone Can

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Lex, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. Lex

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    This is the best bachelor excuse EVER!!

    Damn, I think he just sold some movie tickets!!
     
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    LOL! I just posted this same sentiment on another board I post on. Great minds......:beerchug2::beerchug2:
     
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    Best comment I've heard in a long time! I REALLY likin this guy now!

    :laola:
     
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    Hot damn!

    Me and my purty niece lil' Lulu are gonna finally get to tie the knot!
     
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    Hey, cool! I'm gonna go around saying that....lol
     
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    Exactly, Lex.
     
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    He's too rich to get married.
     
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    Consider Oprah, if you will....
     
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    I thought that Brad and Angelina were already married? Shit. (Invisibleman is never "in the know"...)

    That is nice (...and courageous) of Brad Pitt to say though. (I hope that he isn't coming out like Lance Bass...:confused: ) What kind of movies is he doing lately? Brad Pitt had better be doing some movies...Matt Damon (Yum!!!) and Leonardo DiCaprio is supposedly doing a movie together (no not gay porno...hehehe:smile: ).





     
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    damn, you guys seem to think that he is not sincere about his statement, and that's just another publicity stunt.

    shit if I had thought of that with my ex-wife, maybe I would not have had to get a divorce, LOL.

    way to go Brad, you deserve credit for avoiding the commitment and the way you went about it, LOL.

    Brad, just tell the bitch that you really don't want to marry her and that all you want to do is just fuck her brains out.
     
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    Wow, just when i thought the acting world was full of vapid, insipid, drooling, drones (Tom Cruise, anyone?)... Brad Pitt, America's favorite pretty boy, goes and sets the record, e'hem, straight! Way to go BRAD!!!
     
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    Since he was married before, I bet Angelina's actually the driving force behind this.
     
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    Fair point and a good point, and thank you for bringing it up.

    But here's the thing: either way (fake or real), does my penis really care whether it's fake or real. At the end of the day, that's what fantasy is all about.
     
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    Steve, just for you:wink:

    Though anyone can find this. Go to Yahoo, click on Images, Type in "Brad Pitt naked", press Enter, and make sure SafeSearch is turned off. It'll be the CelebDudes pic.

    And again: either way (fake or real), does my penis really care whether it's fake or real. At the end of the day, that's what fantasy is all about.
     

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    You think BP's bad about excuses? Mr.1# Scientology Evangelist himself, Tom Cruise, has said he won't marry Miss Katie Holmes yet because, get this; She's not sci-ti enough.:confused:

    Ha! the joke of Hollywood probably finally figured out that 3rd time might not be a charm.
     
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    Nothing wrong with fantasy. Whatever gets the crank cranked up. The mind wants what the mind wants, eh?:smile:
     
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    Not, "Sci-ti" enough...Hmph~! Katie Holmes is doing him for the money. She doesn't give a L. Ron Hubbard cunt hair as long as she's getting paid.
     
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