Brad Pitt: I'll Marry When Everyone Can

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From Yahoo.

Yahoo News said:
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

This is the best bachelor excuse EVER!!

Damn, I think he just sold some movie tickets!!
 

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I thought that Brad and Angelina were already married? Shit. (Invisibleman is never "in the know"...)

That is nice (...and courageous) of Brad Pitt to say though. (I hope that he isn't coming out like Lance Bass...:confused: ) What kind of movies is he doing lately? Brad Pitt had better be doing some movies...Matt Damon (Yum!!!) and Leonardo DiCaprio is supposedly doing a movie together (no not gay porno...hehehe:smile: ).





 

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damn, you guys seem to think that he is not sincere about his statement, and that's just another publicity stunt.

shit if I had thought of that with my ex-wife, maybe I would not have had to get a divorce, LOL.

way to go Brad, you deserve credit for avoiding the commitment and the way you went about it, LOL.

Brad, just tell the bitch that you really don't want to marry her and that all you want to do is just fuck her brains out.
 

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jfrsndvs said:
damn, you guys seem to think that he is not sincere about his statement, and that's just another publicity stunt.

shit if I had thought of that with my ex-wife, maybe I would not have had to get a divorce, LOL.

way to go Brad, you deserve credit for avoiding the commitment and the way you went about it, LOL.

Brad, just tell the bitch that you really don't want to marry her and that all you want to do is just fuck her brains out.

Since he was married before, I bet Angelina's actually the driving force behind this.
 

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invisibleman said:
I hope that you don't really think that photo is real.

Fair point and a good point, and thank you for bringing it up.

But here's the thing: either way (fake or real), does my penis really care whether it's fake or real. At the end of the day, that's what fantasy is all about.
 

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SteveHd said:
How about attaching a pic for those of us who don't have an account.

Steve, just for you:wink:

Though anyone can find this. Go to Yahoo, click on Images, Type in "Brad Pitt naked", press Enter, and make sure SafeSearch is turned off. It'll be the CelebDudes pic.

And again: either way (fake or real), does my penis really care whether it's fake or real. At the end of the day, that's what fantasy is all about.
 

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You think BP's bad about excuses? Mr.1# Scientology Evangelist himself, Tom Cruise, has said he won't marry Miss Katie Holmes yet because, get this; She's not sci-ti enough.:confused:

Ha! the joke of Hollywood probably finally figured out that 3rd time might not be a charm.
 

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jdcnow said:
Fair point and a good point, and thank you for bringing it up.

But here's the thing: either way (fake or real), does my penis really care whether it's fake or real. At the end of the day, that's what fantasy is all about.

Nothing wrong with fantasy. Whatever gets the crank cranked up. The mind wants what the mind wants, eh?:smile:
 

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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Mr.1# Scientology Evangelist himself, Tom Cruise, has said he won't marry Miss Katie Holmes yet because, get this; She's not sci-ti enough.:confused:

Not, "Sci-ti" enough...Hmph~! Katie Holmes is doing him for the money. She doesn't give a L. Ron Hubbard cunt hair as long as she's getting paid.