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Hi guys! I've been here a couple weeks, and I mudt admit I'm lovin what I'm seein!

I've been married for 10 years and it's time for me to get some action! I love my husband but he simply isn't big enough (just average, sigh) and I dream about having 8-10 inches of rock hard man meat crammed in my pussy for hours at a time! I'd even take 6 of 7 inches-- he's so small that I can barely fell him!

If you're looking for a hot online connection with a sexy momma, here I am!! Cum and get me!
 

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Welcome. You are marvelous and don't we all feel that way after 10 years!
You look stunning. Look me up
 

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Well we who are Lovers of women welcome you and will want to prove ourselves that we are the best - I may not be BUT I sure try hard
 

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Yes, this is a joke, or someone maybe be testing a theory...

If I pretend to be a woman here, how many personal messages will I get in the first 60 minutes?

We'll find out soon I'm sure.

...oh yes, 'she' has a webcam, but of course its broken.

;¬)
Danny.

('Broken' webcams are funny, hardly any moving parts so how can they just break suddenly?!?... However, its not the 'moving parts' of the webcam that I'd be worried about though!).
 

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Yes, this is a joke, or someone maybe be testing a theory...

If I pretend to be a woman here, how many personal messages will I get in the first 60 minutes?

We'll find out soon I'm sure.

...oh yes, 'she' has a webcam, but of course its broken.

;¬)
Danny.

('Broken' webcams are funny, hardly any moving parts so how can they just break suddenly?!?... However, its not the 'moving parts' of the webcam that I'd be worried about though!).

LMAO
 

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My webcam is fine, and there's no way I'm going to cam with you "haters" why would I? Within minutes of starting this thread I cammed with a member and he was hung. Obviously I don't need all this negative energy!
 

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I feel silly welcoming a member who has most likely been here longer than I have. :rolleyes: :duh:

When you first signed up you were a male and your location was "near Bliss." I thought you were No_Strings but, his posts are usually more erudite than yours have been under this new persona. Then you posted these fake pics and I knew who you were immediately. :smile: What I don't understand Snoozan, is why you feel the need to have a 2nd active account? Are you trying to test the TOS? :confused: The pics were the tip off because few people here are as skilled with a camera and image manipulation as you are.
 

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When you first signed up you were a male and your location was "near Bliss." I thought you were No_Strings but, his posts are usually more erudite than yours have been under this new persona.


Wow, that was underhanded-- wait, no it wasn't. It was just insulting. Well, I'm glad you got to say to me what you felt you needed to.


Then you posted these fake pics and I knew who you were immediately. :smile: WhatI don't understand Snoozan, is why you feel the need to have a 2nd active account? Are you trying to test the TOS?
As far as I understand it, I stopped using the Snoozan account, started this one and haven't used them at the same time, therefore not breaking the TOS. I PMed the moderators at the time of this happening to let them know. This has happened countless times on this board-- I can think of some members you lament losing still being here on the board with a new name.

The pics were the tip off because few people here are as skilled with a camera and image manipulation as you are.

There was no photo manipulation involved-- I downloaded images of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in hopes of goofing around. I'm sorry you didn't get the joke-- maybe it's not funny but it was to me, possibly because I've had a 102 degree fever since Thursday and and I'm not exactly "with it."

Next time you decide to spank me publicly, at least get your facts right. A PM would have been far less confrontational.
 

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Wow, that was underhanded-- wait, no it wasn't. It was just insulting. Well, I'm glad you got to say to me what you felt you needed to.

As far as I understand it, I stopped using the Snoozan account, started this one and haven't used them at the same time, therefore not breaking the TOS. I PMed the moderators at the time of this happening to let them know. This has happened countless times on this board-- I can think of some members you lament losing still being here on the board with a new name.


There was no photo manipulation involved-- I downloaded images of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in hopes of goofing around. I'm sorry you didn't get the joke-- maybe it's not funny but it was to me, possibly because I've had a 102 degree fever since Thursday and and I'm not exactly "with it."

Next time you decide to spank me publicly, at least get your facts right. A PM would have been far less confrontational


lol I knew it! I thought those were pics of Jenna Jameson.... ha ha! lol
 

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Wow, that was underhanded-- wait, no it wasn't. It was just insulting. Well, I'm glad you got to say to me what you felt you needed to.

As far as I understand it, I stopped using the Snoozan account, started this one and haven't used them at the same time, therefore not breaking the TOS. I PMed the moderators at the time of this happening to let them know.[/QUOTE
] Ok, not being a mod I was unaware of this. From where I stood it just looked like you were trying to put one over on the membership.
This has happened countless times on this board-- I can think of some members you lament losing still being here on the board with a new name.
The difference is they let me know who they were and they didn't completely change their style of posting. I miss Snoozan!
There was no photo manipulation involved-- I downloaded images of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in hopes of goofing around. I'm sorry you didn't get the joke-- maybe it's not funny but it was to me, possibly because I've had a 102 degree fever since Thursday and and I'm not exactly "with it."
I'm sorry you are sick a fever that high has got to suck. My apologies, I guess I don't watch enough mainstream porn to recognize them. :redface:


Next time you decide to spank me publicly, at least get your facts right. A PM would have been far less confrontational.
You are right, I was wrong, and the reason I am not PMg you now is because I thought I should apologize publicly. :redface::frown1:
 
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