Brand new hot horny female member!

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by WifeOfBath, May 25, 2008.

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  1. WifeOfBath

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    Hi guys! I've been here a couple weeks, and I mudt admit I'm lovin what I'm seein!

    I've been married for 10 years and it's time for me to get some action! I love my husband but he simply isn't big enough (just average, sigh) and I dream about having 8-10 inches of rock hard man meat crammed in my pussy for hours at a time! I'd even take 6 of 7 inches-- he's so small that I can barely fell him!

    If you're looking for a hot online connection with a sexy momma, here I am!! Cum and get me!
     
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    Welcome. You are marvelous and don't we all feel that way after 10 years!
    You look stunning. Look me up
     
  3. DarkPhantom

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    Why even bother ... (This is supposed to be funny right ? With the stolen pictures and all.)
     
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    Well we who are Lovers of women welcome you and will want to prove ourselves that we are the best - I may not be BUT I sure try hard
     
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    Yes, this is a joke, or someone maybe be testing a theory...

    If I pretend to be a woman here, how many personal messages will I get in the first 60 minutes?

    We'll find out soon I'm sure.

    ...oh yes, 'she' has a webcam, but of course its broken.

    ;¬)
    Danny.

    ('Broken' webcams are funny, hardly any moving parts so how can they just break suddenly?!?... However, its not the 'moving parts' of the webcam that I'd be worried about though!).
     
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    LMAO
     
  7. WifeOfBath

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    My webcam is fine, and there's no way I'm going to cam with you "haters" why would I? Within minutes of starting this thread I cammed with a member and he was hung. Obviously I don't need all this negative energy!
     
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    Snoozan you crack me up LOL:biggrin1:
     
  9. DarkPhantom

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    Seriously. Jenna & Tito?
    Come on, you couldn't find anything less suspicious?
     
  10. DarkPhantom

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    Ok, now you scare me :confused: :tongue:.
     
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    Who's Snoozan!?!?!?! I'm brand new here !
     
  12. Principessa

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    I feel silly welcoming a member who has most likely been here longer than I have. :rolleyes: :duh:

    When you first signed up you were a male and your location was "near Bliss." I thought you were No_Strings but, his posts are usually more erudite than yours have been under this new persona. Then you posted these fake pics and I knew who you were immediately. :smile: What I don't understand Snoozan, is why you feel the need to have a 2nd active account? Are you trying to test the TOS? :confused: The pics were the tip off because few people here are as skilled with a camera and image manipulation as you are.
     
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    Wow, that was underhanded-- wait, no it wasn't. It was just insulting. Well, I'm glad you got to say to me what you felt you needed to.


    As far as I understand it, I stopped using the Snoozan account, started this one and haven't used them at the same time, therefore not breaking the TOS. I PMed the moderators at the time of this happening to let them know. This has happened countless times on this board-- I can think of some members you lament losing still being here on the board with a new name.


    There was no photo manipulation involved-- I downloaded images of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in hopes of goofing around. I'm sorry you didn't get the joke-- maybe it's not funny but it was to me, possibly because I've had a 102 degree fever since Thursday and and I'm not exactly "with it."

    Next time you decide to spank me publicly, at least get your facts right. A PM would have been far less confrontational.
     
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    lol I knew it! I thought those were pics of Jenna Jameson.... ha ha! lol
     
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    This isn't about Tito losing last night is it?
     
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    Hey baby, care to manipulate those percentages? :lol:
     
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    Welcome! Have fun!
     
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    what a joke
     
  20. Mr. Snakey

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    It was a joke. A very funny joke by the op who happens to be a very nice lady.
     
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