Brandi takes on Castro & Ramon

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    its called a wax bitch
     
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    I hate girls who can't suck a dick right.
     
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    Ugly Ramon and Floppy Castro....sounds like a sitcom!
     
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    I just can't figure out why castro is still in the business. he's lame and never gets hard.
     
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    you're right! they should fire him!
     
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    id teach her on how to suck those two monsters
     
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    Castro does piss me off. His dick is a bit more shockingly large than Ramons, but he's completely lame. I swear, those girls have got to be faking absolutely every second of sex with him. No matter how big it is, I just don't see the attraction to Castro.

    His sex positions are awkward and boring...and it's a horrible turn-off to see him stuffing his limp dick in their pussies with his hand like he's pushing down garbage into a can.

    Still...I love Ramon. The fucker cracks me up in almost every porn, so I get a little comedic value for my entertainment dollar. Also, he seems to get much harder than Ramon, and the girls are more fun to watch because they're getting off and getting culture shock from this guy at the same time.
     
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    I have been saying that too, it takes more than a big dick to be a good performer and Castro is a complete waste, he needs to go back to Gay porn where he seemed to have more fun.

    And yeah, Ramon is great. Sure he looks like Rhesus monkey that hit every branch of the ugly tree, plus he doesn't seem that bright. However he always seems to be having a blast, good for him!
     
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    Ahhh castro, limper than limp at the best of times....but i still TOTALLY would!
     
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    WTF's so appealing about two hugely schlonged guys, one who can't keep it up for the life of him, and the other who's a snaggle-toothed bump on his dick guy?
     
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    ramon is hilarious...how big is ramons dick?
     
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    You will find that answered in this thread, which contains a link to a video in which he is measured. The short answer is: about 8½ inches long, 6½ inches around.
     
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    thanks for the sort anwser, video, the woes of dialup
     
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    In Ramon's defense, that "snaggle-toothed bump" is actually a pearl. It's a surgically placed pearl designed for sexual enhancement, or so they say.
     
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    It looks more like he has some kind of cyst.
     
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    it's not clear to me. castro is about 5' even, so his appendage looks bigger. ramon is closer to 6' and has been measured at 9+. this bullshit about dicks being 13" just bores me at this point. i'm afraid we rely too much on porn for our 411.
     
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    I know I'd be fucking ecstatic if I looked like that and yet lucked into a career in which I got to fuck hundreds of hot women. He must have done some great things in a previous life for karma to reward him like that.

    The Castro guy just looks like he'd rather be doing anything else than having sex. It's mystifying.
     
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    Ok, so maybe it's a little close, he could look bigger as flaccid cocks stretch.
     

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