Brandon Routh or Dane Cook

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    Any direct info on Brandon Routh, the current Superman, or Dane Cook, the comedian?
     
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    Here's some direct info on Dane Cook, the "comedian": he sucks.
     
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    I hear Dane Cook stole his penis from Louis C.K.
     
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    Brandon Routh...... YUM YUM!!
     
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    Amen. the only thing he's good at is finding a good agent that can get him into movies even tho he's not at all talented.
     
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    Wow, finally a couple of people who agree with me that Dane Cook is not funny. I never liked him but all of my friends and all of their friends think he is hilarious. I used to have to listen to his garbage all the damn time back in high school.
     
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    Um.. Brandon Routh = HOT (hung or not) where as Dane Cook = LAME
     
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    Dane Cook is the WORST!

    ..but I saw him on Conan a few weeks ago with his new, super-short haircut and he was blazing hot!
     
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    Routh.

    Cook, how the hell could he even be called a comedian? He doesn't even tell jokes. It's like your grandparents telling lame stories. Totally ridiculously horrible.
     
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    I've studied many crotch shots of Dane Cook and nothing exceptional is going on. He's still totally fuckable. Brandon Routh on the other hand...yum.
     
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    He's also good at stealing material from other comedians who are actually decent and funny. Last time I checked, telling jokes others made up and jumping up and down on stage like an unwanted child isn't really funny - it's just annoying and pathetic.
     
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    Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Personally, I think you've got it backwards. Brandon Routh is a straight up drone of a man with less personality than James Lipton, but Dane Cook is freakin' hilarious. I admit, though, Dane stealing jokes is lame. On the other hand, he's hot and he shows nice bulge. On his HBO comedy special last year all I could see was ass and bulge and it was lovely.

    Also, on the ads for his new movie "Good Luck Chuck" he's in a pair of bikini underwear cuddling with Jessica "non-latina" Alba. Good stuff.
     
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    I never saw Superman (nor really cared to), and I have mixed feelings about Cook. I got one of his DVDs as a gift. I appreciate his physical humor; he's very animated and that's funny, but that'll wear thin with time. I appreciate comics who tell it like it is in their own lines, not just a bunch of stories.
     
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    Dana Cook. That's funny...were you being funny? I'm so in to see Good Luck Chuck, although I had to walk out of Employee of the Month. That was like watching a horse shit on my face...and I'm not that freaky.
     
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    now that's funny. props
     
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    Dane Cook's GOOD LUCK CHUCK rolled in with zero to one stars in recent movie reviews.

    Celeberties: getting by with no talent, mindlessless, DUI, intellectual theft, few ideas and unlimited publicity, average looks, zero charisma...and it all adds up to:

    DANE COOK, SYMPTOM OF OUR TIMES
     
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    I'm so glad so many people realize that Dane Cook sucks! God, he's annoying. I was beginning to think the world loved him.
     
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